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@2AndyPanda

Live, Love, Laugh 🇺🇸 USMC/ LEO Family. RC✝️ ❤️gifs & memes 🚫porn 🚫DMs

Behind Enemy Lines Bergabung Ağustos 2025
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Andy
Andy@2AndyPanda·
@MbarkCherguia The possibility of puke was always a huge draw. 👍
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Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
Does anyone remember this fair ride or what it's called? There were no straps... it would spin so fast that it would pin you against the wall. People would vomit. It was fun. 🤣
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Andy@2AndyPanda·
@AndrewKolvet @seanmdav They’re all top notch but Lee Zeldin checks all the boxes +more. His familiarity with the NY machine would really put a thorn in the Dems side.
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Andrew Kolvet@AndrewKolvet·
With Bondi departing, I have a few people in mind to be the next AG, who's your pick? • Harmeet Dhillon • Lee Zeldin • Ken Paxton • Jeanine Pirro • Ron DeSantis • Russ Vought (but he's great at OMB) Has to be ruthless and smart and impossible to distract or slow down. (PS: I’m told Gaetz isn't pursuing the post)
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Jum@JesterJum·
I would walk barefoot over 10 straight miles of Legos before I ever ate this "soup" 😳🤮
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Rasmuzzen
Rasmuzzen@rasmuzzen·
Jeg er 61 år. Min datter er 33. I nat blev jeg morfar. 4,4 kg.
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Andy
Andy@2AndyPanda·
@PaulDMauro He’s just a front. There’s a quiet army behind him destroying NYC & pushing the Caliphate forward.
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Andy@2AndyPanda·
@klara_sjo Mullet Bunny. Cool 😎
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Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
Easter in the front. Party in the back.
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Andy@2AndyPanda·
@atensnut They’re quite young.
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Andy@2AndyPanda·
@NFLWithKyle @MbarkCherguia 🤣I don’t need to pretend to be anything but you do. You are not a victim you insulting snot. It’s not a stretch to think some fem who thinks American women are unattractive is GHEY. An a$$hat as well. Go away now.
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Kyle Kitzman
Kyle Kitzman@NFLWithKyle·
@2AndyPanda @MbarkCherguia You pretend to be a Christian, but you’re too fake a troll even to spell ‘gay’ correctly when criticizing me. Pick a side and commit.
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Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
I'm I the only one who doesn't find Taylor Swift attractive in the slightest?
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Sama Hoole
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
Robert is thirty-six years old. In 1247, this is not young. Robert knows this. His knees know this. His back has known this since approximately 1239. Robert lives in a village in Worcestershire with his wife Agnes, three surviving children, and two chickens he is not allowed to eat because the chickens produce eggs and the eggs matter more than the chickens. Today is a Tuesday in March. Robert will describe it as a Tuesday in March. The concept of a 'week' as a unit of leisure is not yet something Robert has access to. 5:00am - Up. Pottage on the fire. The pottage is oats, leeks, and some dried parsnip from the autumn store. There is a small piece of salted pork in it, approximately the size of Robert's thumb. It is mostly flavouring. Robert eats around it for as long as possible, then eats it, then thinks about it for the rest of the morning. 6:00am - Field. Robert works the lord's strip first, then his own. The ground is still cold. His boots have a hole. He has had the hole since October. He has packed it with rags. The rags are wet. They will remain wet until June. Robert is technically eating a plant-based diet. He is not doing this by choice. He is doing this because meat belongs to the lord, the deer belong to the king's forest, and the last man in this village who was caught with an unlicensed rabbit spent a period in the stocks that his family still doesn't fully discuss. 10:00am - Brief rest. Rye bread, hard. A small onion. Robert thinks about the pig that was slaughtered in November. He thinks about this often. The memory of fat is a specific and enduring thing when you don't have much of it. 1:00pm - Back to the field. Robert's average daily calorie intake is somewhere between 1,500 and 2,000 calories, the majority from grain. He is doing agricultural labour that modern exercise scientists would classify as extremely high intensity. He is, measurably, running on insufficient fuel. He is aware of this in the way that you are aware of things that cannot be changed: completely, and without drama. 4:00pm - Home. Agnes has made more pottage. It is similar to this morning's pottage. Robert eats it. Robert's teeth hurt. They have hurt for two years. There is no dentist. There is a barber-surgeon in the market town seven miles away. Robert cannot afford the barber-surgeon and cannot take the day from the fields. His teeth continue to hurt. 7:00pm - Sleep. Robert will be awake again at five. He is thirty-six. He will probably not see forty. The leading cause of death for men in his position is a combination of infection, injury, and the slow arithmetic of malnutrition across a lifetime. Somewhere, eight hundred years from now, someone will describe Robert's diet as "ancestral," "plant-forward," and "aligned with the earth." Robert would have a great deal to say about this. Robert does not have the energy.
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Andy@2AndyPanda·
Rice is very nutritionally rich. A person could survive very healthy on just white rice. History would dispute your theory here. Most of us alive today are from good ol’ peasant stock. Those who lived on seafood generally did best with the high cholesterol diet of shellfish & crustaceans. No red meat necessary. The wealthy were little people, highly diseased (both genetically & environmentally) & had short life spans.
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Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
Famine foods we're told are health foods: Grains: What you eat when you can't hunt. Calories to prevent starvation. Not nutrition. Legumes: Peasant food. Packed with antinutrients. Requires hours of soaking to make barely digestible. Rice: Asian populations adopted it because it grows in flood-prone areas where nothing else survives. Not because it's optimal. Potatoes: Irish ate them during the famine because literally nothing else would grow. Then a million people died when the potatoes failed. Meanwhile: Beef, butter, eggs, cheese: What wealthy people ate. What made children grow tall. What fuelled exploration and conquest. We've been convinced that poverty food is health food while actual nutrition is dangerous. The greatest marketing achievement in human history.
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@ImMeme0 What a HORROR! 😢🙏
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
🚨BREAKING: The NY Post obtained security camera footage showing the moment a mother realized her 7-month-old had been shot in the head. The gut-wrenching video shows mother Lianna Charles-Moore noticing that her baby girl, Kaori, had been struck by a bullet while sitting in her stroller inside a Brooklyn bodega. “I was hugging [my son], and then when I looked to my left, my daughter was just there, lying there. She was shot in the head. She was just bleeding. It was just too much,” Charles-Moore said in a phone interview with the NY Post.
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Aishah Hasnie
Aishah Hasnie@aishahhasnie·
I've seen birth tourism up close. It's a total abuse of the system. Think about it -- someone like me, who was not born in the U.S. but has lived here since I was a 6 years old, will never be able to run for President. But a child born here through birth tourism, then taken back and raised in their parents' country, never growing up with American values, somehow can. American citizenship is not an "insurance policy."
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Andy
Andy@2AndyPanda·
@ChuckThePhoenix Sounds like you’re making steady progress. 🙏
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Chuck Nellis The Phoenix
Chuck Nellis The Phoenix@ChuckThePhoenix·
Hey, y'all. I just got back from the VA. I had to do a swallowing test for my throat. It's still a challenge. I've been doing the exercises, and more work to do. My goal is to eat by Fall. The weirdest thing was that the machine started arcing and sparking, and went dead. 👋😊
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Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧
Well played all.👏👏👏 Lady wrestling a goose with a broken leg to get it help, passer by challenging her to make sure she doesn’t fancy roast goose that night.🫡 She’s a character.❤️
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