Unofficial : Bombay High Court

Relationship won't be considered a legit one if it doesn't spoil your career, life and future.

HAPPY social media pe women empowerment ka gyaan pelenge lekin ghar pe male dominance ka nanga naach karenge DAY

Using Reliance Jio's internet to laugh at Anant Ambani memes is a criminal offence.

Happy New Year, citizens. Enjoy this momentary illusion of change. Life is constant and it continues to suck.

If you play nothing at exactly 11:57:30 PM on New Year's eve, nothing will play at exactly midnight. Kick off 2018 the right way in dead silence and loneliness.

Anybody found cracking Manyavar ad jokes on Virat- Anushka marriage pictures will be shot at sight.

Mandir Masjid chhodo. Ayodhya mein Dhoni ka mandir bana do.

Linking Aadhar Card will be made mandatory to apply for Aadhar Card.

Yeah, sex and all is fine but have you ever tried boarding a Virar Fast and getting your nuts squeezed.

One day you'll wake up next to the love of your life, all your goals achieved, life seemingly perfect and that day is never coming.

Voldemort should have hidden one of the horcruxes in Dombivli. Harry Potter wouldn't have found it in his entire lifetime.

Dombivlikars are the real stars. Distant, lonely, inaccessible and faraway from humans.

Free boyfriends and girlfriends will be distributed among singles because it's a basic necessity in this romantic weather.

People who send Hike invites will be eligible to apply for Below Poverty Line Card.

Individuals are instructed to upload their current picture along with their Childhood photo so people can know that life can indeed take an ugly turn. #ChildrensDay

Dhinchak Pooja is on TV because why should only people on the internet suffer.

Nihilism is punishable by death.

Diwali days are the busiest days for HR persons across the country. We salute them for the hardwork they put in to make rangolis.

People sending "Don't burst a patakha. Date one" will die single.

Sending annoying Diwali WhatsApp forwards is punishable under Psychological Torture Act.

Government to allocate budget on developing a fertilizer that will help men who can't grow a beard under Pradhaan Mantri Daadhi Banao Yojana