There’s only one #ProjectHailMary screening left in my local cinema per day and it’s dubbed so I’m sitting here contemplating my life because I really don’t want to hear the mistranslations and the voices in general but it’s PHM on the big screen and probably my last chance 😭😭
not only does it make rylands character a billion times more tragic (was being scared and having a happy life on earth not enough?) but if he did have a partner and/or kids, there’s a higher chance stratt might have reconsidered sending him against his will (1/4)
#coltlandgentry happiness or smth
Someone drops a “tip” to colt and ryland that their brother is alive and in trouble. Colt and ryland go on an adventure trying to “save” court who is just on another job
@eliomii At the end they says it was good for stress relief and they had fun and they should do something exciting next time too, just without the blood and Court stands there thinking, maybe they can go paintball next time…
@2idoingstuff Ryland got a hold of a baseball bat (dont ask how) and he got a liiiiittle too into smashing the bad guys with it bc a disgraced academic turned teacher? He’s got sooo much stress stored up in him
@eliomii Colt suggests that they change clothes with Court so he can drive them away, maybe take out one or two guys, and half an hour and a lot of shooting later Colt cames back limping with two full handguns and a wide grin saying he sensed more danger in a film set than here
@2idoingstuff And they finally make it to a hotel and all of a sudden court starts bolting and the two ofc follow
Colt is like why do you hate us and court is like THEYRE BEHIND YOU DUMBASS
And there’s like a dozen goons trying to kill them
@eliomii And when he jump out of the car Colt goes after him yelling “you did this the wrongest way possible, idiot” and Ryland nearly faints from stress in the background
@eliomii Ryland keeps yelling back things like “my job don’t involve as much blood as yours!!!!” While Court tries to tell them they just need to press a piece of cloth on the injury and he’s good to go (ofc he’s not)
@eliomii I imagine Court already bandaging himself with some trash he found and Colt is like “nuh-uh I have a first aid kit in the car” and throws Court on his shoulder and runs with him xD
Thanks for the road trip 💙
They catch up to him only bc court got shot and they have a group freakout
Court: what are you guys doing here get out! Go home!
Colt: wtf this is the first thing you say to us after all these years you didn’t even tell us you’re out of prison
Ryland: YOURE BLEEDING OUT
A #coltlandgentry thought I just made up:
Colt is the unstoppable force,
Court is the unmovable object,
and Ryland is a secretly third thing (a coward 😭).
I love them so much your honour 💙