Oswald - Saint #5

sort of an intro post (?) just a bit about me i have kinda severe anxiety so please be patient with me 😭 mun is a MINOR - no nsfw mostly non-serious but i like to try my best to be in character standard DNI list - no proshippers, racists, homophobes, and anything similar.

@TheKinginBinds I wouldn't even mind that. These people drive me mad

@8Clockcircus I'm going to put you to -45SP because you lost a clash and make you kill everybody else

THEY DRENCHED MY EGO IN PISS WHAT THE FUCK

Sometimes I drink from the bus' engine.

@TheKinginBinds Clean yourself up we are coming to beat you to a pulp. I would rather not smell like a public bathroom when I am finished.

@8Clockcircus I don't fucking know bro

I am bamboo hatted kim.

@DarkmoonCosmo @PuppetedStrings @The8thChef @ReverbArgalia Let us in

@PuppetedStrings @The8thChef @ReverbArgalia @8Clockcircus

@PuppetedStrings Nothing is wrong with me. All I want is The Pizza. .. Though, I was curious as to how difficult it would be. It was like slapping a watermelon off of a flimsy pole.

@8Clockcircus W.T.F is wrong with you.

Oswald just slapped Elieens head smooth off. ???

Hello.

Philip just sent this in the Bus GC. I am genuinely frightened.

@PuppetedStrings I do not lie. You were shoulder deep in that bin.

Piece of shite liar.

@PuppetedStrings @RekindledStrike Dear lord

No, no fuckin' way right... KAAAHAHAHAAHAAHHA!!!!

Caught Saint #7 digging through the bin for the last bite of the honey bun I did not want. Does this company not do background checks?

Many of my fellow Saints are incompetent. Too much care for trivial matters. For example: My sleeping habits.

It is normal to sleep taped to the roof of vehicles. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise.

Me and Saint #5 will be having a very lengthy disciplinary discussion about workplace appropriate sleeping quarters.

@YestrdayPromise No no no wait wait wait

@8Clockcircus I am climbing the bus as we speak

@8Clockcircus If it is under your advisory, I suppose I have no choice… I doubt I could face it alone. Mayhaps I should request the assistance of the Guide.

@YestrdayPromise Do not check

@8Clockcircus I did not blame you?🤨