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Lmaooo see as oyedepo pr dey fly everywhere 🤣😂

Bishop Oyedepo is building a 100k capacity ark worth billions of naira but can’t provide standard medical facilities in his private university It’s alrighttt, like politicians like citizens An apple can never fall far from the tree 🙂🙃

COVENANT UNIVERSITY. YOU KILLED MY FRIEND. WHAT THE FUCK?????

That Chinese car that looks like a Lamborghini urus is 24 million Naira 😭😭😭 WTAF?? A NEW CAR???? HOW???. Now imagine that in black 🖤, Can they make like smaller ones like they did with tecno and infinix, 😭 so I can afford it. Has anybody gotten that exact one yet?

People with no capital defending it with their lives.

Literally everyone smokes now Male and female damn

if i see dying police for road, i no go help am

half of twitter is horny and the other half is suicidal

Nike just unveiled Olaolu Slawn’s pitch painting for Nigeria’s Super Eagles.

Oysters. The food that filter-feeds through whatever water it happens to be living in, concentrating heavy metals, bacteria, agricultural runoff, and raw sewage into a small grey blob of uncertain texture. And we serve them raw on ice and call it fine dining. The oyster is not a delicacy. The oyster is a water treatment system. You are eating the sewage filter and telling your date it tastes like the sea. It does taste like the sea. That's the problem.

cana no dey cure any depression, na your money go finish

POV: you realize in the middle of driving you haven't been paying attention and start wondering how you're still alive