Ngozi

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Ngozi

@ACleverAt_

No, Patrick... The lid!

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Ngozi@ACleverAt_·17 May

I accidentally called it "Twitter" during a meeting and they took my kneecaps. They said my elbows are next. #They repossessing my joints dawg

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GameStop@gamestop·21h

MonsterKing@CerromeRussell

Gamestop looked me right in my face and told me my PS3 was worth $18

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Ngozi@ACleverAt_·21h

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Hater Report@HaterReport

The 2 most hated people in San Antonio… The woman who k*lled Selena and De’Aaron Fox

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emir@emirsopranoo·2d

saturday

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I laughed@found_it_funny·2d

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Nikita Bier@nikitabier·3d

Always check your DMs

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trin@glooomiii·3d

hearing “don’t start” really gives me a thrill and makes me really wanna start

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TUNA@TUNAFISHHHH8·2d

Dude…. where are we? #backrooms #smilingfriends

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Nikita Bier@nikitabier·3d

Two more surprises before the week is over

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Ngozi@ACleverAt_·3d

huge day for annoying people (me lol)

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Chris Park@chrisparkX·5d

Onboarded a new @XMoney beta user

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Showtime Luka@showtimeluka·6d

This is insane 😭

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ArtButMakeItSports@ArtButSports·6d

Hercules and Nessus, by Giambologna, 1599

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Dan@KettlebellDan·6d

this WWW logo by Robert Cailliau feels so wonderfully youthfully optimistic

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Ngozi@ACleverAt_·6d

Yeah it's bout to get wicked tomorrow at work lol

San Antonio Spurs@spurs

FINALS BOUND 🎉 @HEB | @Ledger

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nba paint@nba_paint·2 Haz

Became a dad yesterday 🥹

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alaska r.c.h.@145k4·28 May

damn ts not really that funny on paper

alaska r.c.h.@145k4

if i was a doctor i'd be killin the pateints lowkey LOL #malpractice #thursdaymorningfunny

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Ngozi@ACleverAt_·28 May

@nighto_ we got Reagan's ghost triangulating ur location as we speak.....

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dey ꩜@nighto_·28 May

@ACleverAt_ Pls don’t teach them to delete my account

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dey ꩜@nighto_·28 May

“People you may know” GET THAT BITCH OFF MY SHIT NOOWWWW

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Ngozi@ACleverAt_·28 May

@ramankhatri my fav song off that record and it's not particularly close

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Raman Khatri@ramankhatri·28 May

im technically a space cadet

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soli@solisolsoli·27 May

Serve by Christoph Niemann

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