A Cynical Slime 👑

I may have spent more than a week working on this and it’s been a while since I’d wrote anything like this before but hopefully it might attract some throne fairies 😊 Throne fairies, hear our prayer, All of us who gather here. With hopeful hearts and spirits true, We dream alike of a Switch 2. Not for riches, not for show, Just simple joys we wish to know. If kindness lives where you may be, Send small blessings, generously. For me, for them, for all who try, Who lift their hopes a little high Grant what help you’re able to do, And guide us toward our wishes too. Post your links in the replies and let hope a throne fairy visits. throne.com/acynicalslime

This feels OP but I’ll take it lmao

@shinydiaa The account appears to have been suspended now thankfully

PLEASE be careful when visiting that person’s profile to report them, especially if you’re someone who’s easily triggered by topics of SH & s*****e. DO NOT scroll down as many of their posts contain abusive language & triggering imagery. that person also clearly enjoys the negative attention they’re receiving. don’t give that to them. just report & block.

@joeyyyyeoj I’m going to say I think your most listened to playlist consists of a wide range of styles form country to rock, with songs from musicals like harbingers, Disney, epic the musical all thrown in there too.

i just wanted to ask this cause im curious what kind of music do you guys think i usually listen to?

@metsswift Thankfully it is gone. I suspect it was in process before I reported it but it happened about 5 minutes after I filled my report.

is it true the account is gone? i’m too scared to look at it???

@bankofoshi @metsswift I hope she realises how much she is cared for and how many people appreciate her. She truly is a wonderful person.

Shower @metsswift with love and positivity. Let’s uplift her mental space. She’s a lovely person and the world deserves and is a better place for having her in it. Drop a message on one of her posts or leave one here.

@bankofoshi @metsswift And it’s gone

@bankofoshi @metsswift Wtaf. I’ve reported them. Oh the words I want to say but I know I’d get banned to.

Trigger warning: if you have an issue with SH and suicide do not go to this profile. Those that can I encourage you to report the posts. They are one of the most VILE human beings we’ve met, they are harassing and pushing @metsswift to a very fragile mental place. I’ve already informed my friend we’ll see how anonymous they really are.

@metsswift Please try not to think of them, keep them blocked. I know it’s easier said than done e to ignore what they say but trust me when I feel you that you are a wonderful person who is deserving of so much kindness. Do not let a fragile vile thing like that bring you down.

all of this, because i shared my wishlist, because i joined a trend that so many others were doing and because i stupidly believed that i deserve nice things as well :/ i’m so sorry everyone, i’m so embarrassed and i feel utterly defeated by it all.

One last shameless plug of this before I go to sleep. I'll be dreaming of the fairies dropping by my @official_throne wishlist as well as many more people's whilst I sleep. I hope I wake up to seeing so many "fully funded" tweets in the morning. #poketwt Also remember don't give up. We will all get there eventually. Feel free to post your links below along with your current % and maybe it will save a fairy some travel time 😊

@Pretty_Poisn For many of us it will be slow, it will feel like forever but we just got to hold onto the faith and the belief that we will make it. I'm going to wish for everyone getting funded ... I'm going to dream about it too lmao

Hey! Just cause switchmas is over doesn’t mean throne fairies are done! I know i’m not! Hell i just started. And i know i’m not the only one who will continue to help everyone try to reach their goals of getting a switch 2! Don’t give up now!🩷

@DonnnySins Donny, you're an incredible guy. Thank you for spread the joy and making so many kids and parents happy today.

Mission accomplished. Every kid, and a couple struggling parents that came to bingo walked away with a Switch. Heart fuller than ever before, now Switchmas is truly over. Sappy post incoming tomorrow, we did it guys.

@purply_jojo LETS FREAKING GOOOO!!!!! Congrats @purply_jojo

An item on my Throne wishlist just got fully funded: Nintendo Switch™ 2 System - Nintendo Switch 2 System - Console Only. Thank you! throne.com/purplyjojo #Wishlist #Throne

@bankofoshi This has made me wonder something. I’m a vtuber, how many people consider me their oshi…..and why? lmao

Bank- We’re a bank (banks handle money, financial transactions etc, we give money for switch 2s) Of OSHI- (play on vtuber terminology from Japanese culture, it’s another of our financial avenues, we collect vtubers (we follow them) and they’re someone out there’s OSHI)

@desconocida_fav I know, my poor shoe and poor nose.

@ACynicalSlime Gosh, that was awful to read 😭😭😭😭

yoh! who put this switch 2 in the fridge!? 🧐❄️ huh...? it's for my moots? well, get this switch 2 fully funded for them! 🗣‼️ leave those thrones in the comments — we are getting every single one of those links funded! 🧚✨ and if you can spare a bit of pollen dust on my way, that'd be lovely! 🐝💛 #poketwt #throne throne.com/honeybee757

@kantozard I shall live in hope whilst crying and cleaning my shoe 😭😭😭😭😭

@ACynicalSlime i mean… that’s what happened to me 😭😭😭

Ok something devastating happened on the way home from the store. “Happily” walking through the field to get home and my food slips….. I WISH PEOPLE WOULD PICK UP AFTER THE DOGS 😡 I’m both infuriated and maybe a mild bit hopeful. @kantozard do you think it still holds true, step in dogsh*t and you get funded? Now excuse me whilst I go wash my shoe. p.s. throne.com/acynicalslime …. Just in case.

@SoraStarcluster @DonnnySins Lucario all the way

In honor of @DonnnySins kindness during switchmas and reaching 36% funded today I'm doing my first Giveaway!! How to Enter: - Like - Reply with your favorite Pokemon - Repost The winner will receive a $25 dono to their throne! 💜