A Turtle Named Ed

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A Turtle Named Ed

@ATurtleNamedEd

Gengar Lover. Curry Eater. Protector of baby turtles. One day I will find HER!

Bergabung Mart 2012

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A Turtle Named Ed@ATurtleNamedEd·23 May

She post a half-naked photo of her almost everyday, smh

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Polymarket@Polymarket·1d

JUST IN: Russian health ministry now classifies people aged 39 & under as “young.”

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A Turtle Named Ed@ATurtleNamedEd·12h

@AwakeningTheX league of legends

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𝒥𝐸𝐹𝐸@AwakeningTheX·18h

Someone please recommend me some games

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𝒥𝐸𝐹𝐸@AwakeningTheX·18h

I really built a gaming pc just to watch YouTube lmaoo

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🥋@Keydoroki·1d

you don't know how many lives you altered with this do you

DRUSKI@druski

The City of Atlanta be FAN'D OUT over any dude with a 4PF Chain on 😂😂

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We R Mexicans@wermexicans·22h

Never tried caviar but I known it ain't got nothin on this

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໊໊@juniorkingpp·1d

They were really banning us from events just to get on the dance floor and do this shit LMAOOOOO

iza@izamamaa

It’s wild to think that white folks all danced like this before Elvis hit the scene.

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ntrvp@ntrvp6·22h

me trying to pour lard into south koreas water supply so these idols can stop weighing 80 pounds but the water has ozempic in it too so it just evaporates

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Trouble Scott@trouble_scott·1d

No demographic is more interested in upholding global white supremacy than Asian women

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Cum🏂@cremedupepe·3d

a single mother will look you dead in the face and say you need to impress her lmao

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Kaguya’s Top Gal@hayasaka_aryan·3d

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Paul Reed@Bball_paul·7 Ara

I love it wen I'm in a pool in I'm next to tghe bubbly thing it feel so good

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Nic@JQAfan·3d

Oh that's Hillary Clinton's erect nipple on my timeline

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Sahil@sahill_og·4d

CEO's learning AI will cost more than human workers after firing 25% of their workforce

unusual_whales@unusual_whales

"AI can cost more than human workers now," per Axios

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·6 Haz

Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up

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🕷️🕷️🕷️@prettyboyhass·4d

Currently the best center in the playoffs btw

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JNR@_FlackoJNR·3d

This is the first time she’s meeting this nigga.

Red Media@RedMedia_us

Stefon Diggs on Daddy's duty attending daughter's first birthday 🎂. ❤️💪

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Sangeet@sangaldoo·6d

Okay now make the girl he fumbled 10x hotter and push his hairline back 2 inches

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popstar benny ♪ ☆@popstarbenny·4d

y’all don’t understand sexyy red cuz y’all didn’t go to a high school where a girl wearing cookie monster pajamas and eating hot cheetos would get into a fight at 7:45am

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