Cory Barnett Ⓥ

We're going to have to accept that we've been invaded by aliens, but didn't notice because they live in salt water.

@AbbyJohnson Ridiculous. So, pretend I got married and want say 1 child, does that mean I never have sex again? Once I'm pregnant and fulfilled the "purpose" of sex. That means my husband should never have sex again, either. Just the once and we're done? Sex is a more than procreation.

The options are pro-life or pro-abortion. Calling yourself “pro-choice” when you’re standing for the slaughter of an innocent human unable to protect themselves is misleading. The choice adults have is whether or not they step into the bedroom to create a baby.

@RonFilipkowski What a petty little tyrant. Asshole.

Acting Speaker McHenry’s first act was to evict Nancy Pelosi from office space while she was away for Feinstein’s funeral. Pelosi responds …meidastouch.com/news/mchenry-e…

@305CountryGirl 4

@EzuieQuotes Dog love

What is it?

@MarjorieBrimer I'm ok with it. But any compliment, even from people I know makes me uncomfortable.

Octopus Intelligence Is Unlike Anything We Know flip.it/ev3o.a

Remembering the time I called my ex to ask him to take the moldy/liquifying lettuce out of my fridge's vegetable drawer. He did it, but there was mocking involved.

@JaeMargal So? Why do I care how they pay? Are they interesting and interested? That's so much more important.

What would you do if you finally went out on a first date with your crush and they used a coupon to pay for dinner?

@LivvieHarts 18 for me, but it's the animal products that got me. Plus, raw cucumbers make me gassy. Too much?

@AMAZlNGNATURE gorilla

Eye test.... What animal do you see?

@HaleyAldrich7 I always meet for lunch first. If that's a problem, he's a problem.

@brclothwrites It depends. Are they nice to my kid? That's all I'm worried about.

Your child’s new 3rd grade teacher has tattoos down their arm and purple hair. Your immediate reaction?

@mhdksafa What an absolute load of bullshit. How dare she break that little girl's heart.

@CDFoxAuthor I very rarely do. I think I've only ever given 2 one stars reviews because they were unbearably badly written, poorly plotted, and almost unreadable.

Have you ever given a book a one or two star rating? Don’t name name’s, but I’m keen to hear you reason for doing so. Yesterday, I got a 5 star rating and a lovely review. I was delighted 😃 Today, I got a 2 star rating. Not so delighted!😂 #readingcommunity

@mhdksafa Yes

@joncoopertweets Nope. Not a penny.

NOW: Elon indicates he wants to charge ALL users to use Twitter. Yes or No – Are you willing to pay Elon? Don't hold back!!

For those of you stuck on 4th grade science: xx/xy gendering is outdated. facebook.com/1532713275/pos…

I'm bummed out by "Netflix and chill." I mean, I'd actually like to watch Netflix and chill. There's some good stuff out there.

If I sent you a text, I don't want you to call me back. That's why I sent the text.