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Alan

@AlanInRaleigh

Girl Dad | 🍷 & 🥃 Guy | Beer Leaguer 🏒 | C+ Church Band 🥁 | Youth 🏈 Coach | Wannabe Fantasy Sports Savant

Raleigh, NC Bergabung Haziran 2009
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@HitmanCanadian 87 mph under the shield is crazy bad luck too
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Jon Bois@jon_bois·
why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
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Ryan Whitney@ryanwhitney6·
They challenged that because they have no respect for Carolina PP. gotta make Vegas pay here
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Alan@AlanInRaleigh·
@burackbobby_ Also for context, he’s French and that’s not his national anthem.
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Bobby Burack@burackbobby_·
For context, Wemby spoke about illegal immigration in America earlier this year: “Every day I wake up and see the news, and I’m horrified. I think it’s crazy that some people might make it seem like or sound like the murder of civilians is acceptable.”
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Bobby Burack@burackbobby_·
New “face of the NBA” Victor Wembanyama kept his arms crossed during the entire National Anthem ahead of the NBA Finals.
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Alan@AlanInRaleigh·
@ClueHeywood No wonder the Coyotes left.
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Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood·
Hate to say it but despite loving the Stanley Cup Playoffs, this Vegas/Carolina matchup is completely uninspiring, there’s no juice to the city matchup, these are suburbs, it’s like a competition to see which city has worse traffic, or which one makes the better amateur porn.
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Barstool Pack@BarstoolPack·
COME ON COME ON COME ON LET’S GO
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Alan@AlanInRaleigh·
@JasonBateman666 @theblackcrowes @RaysBaseball I'm proud of my country for many reasons, one of them being that a washed up band can publicly speak their beliefs (no matter how much I disagree) and enjoy a baseball game the next.
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Jason Bateman@JasonBateman666·
@AlanInRaleigh @theblackcrowes @RaysBaseball It’s wild how you guys think people are proud of their country right now when its president is losing wars and robbing the taxpayers blind. It’s a shitty time to be an American.
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Alan@AlanInRaleigh·
@lfcndlions1970 @theblackcrowes @RaysBaseball I commonly only use tissues when i have a cold or during allergy season. However, thank you for teaching us that a box of Kleenex can help the next time i hang around people doing weird things.
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Alan@AlanInRaleigh·
@JasonBateman666 @theblackcrowes @RaysBaseball Jason, I checked your most recent replies and you’re a pretty angry dude. Just know that I thoroughly enjoyed your work in Ozarks and Horrible Bosses.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Carolina Hurricanes@Canes·
Jim Valvano taught us to enjoy life and to cherish every moment. As we continue this journey, we’re reminded that the Stanley Cup Final is about more than hockey. It’s about people, purpose, sacrifice, and appreciating the moments that bring us together.
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Alan@AlanInRaleigh·
@Eyes_wideopentv It’s time to dig back in to those Cold War studies my guy, because your hockey mascot analysis definitely ain’t it.
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Eyes Wide Open 👁️@Eyes_wideopentv·
Was watching hockey last night and noticed the Hurricanes have this retro “collegiate” logo patch on their jerseys. Turns out it was designed + added in 2025 to give the team an appearance of tradition and legacy. Fascinating example of the postmodern decline of culture at large
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Alan@AlanInRaleigh·
@DEADLINE You might want to check out the definition of skewer again.
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Alan@AlanInRaleigh·
@JoeyAmbro @hugee_caniac94 Fellow Canes fan here. A point per game +5 guy is welcome on any playoff team and most of us know it.
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Ambro@JoeyAmbro·
@hugee_caniac94 Too busy setting up the other guys bud, more of an issue when Toews has the fourth most points but keep reaching felllas
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Huge Caniac@hugee_caniac94·
He’s just simply not built for this shit man
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@AGoldFan Toronto and Boston sports media continue to lead the race on irrational and unhinged takes by many miles.
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