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Alan Linic
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Alan Linic
@AlanLinic
Writer for Saturday Night Live. Author of Our Perfect Marriage #QuirkBooks. Previously writer/performer/teacher at Second City Chicago.
New York, NY Bergabung Haziran 2011
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It’s my birthday you have to be nice to me
Rourke Bywater@RourkeBywater
Is everyone looking forward to wishing me happy birthday in one hour and nine minutes
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Maybe if we just start SAYING climate change is being caused by a conglomerate of left-leaning lizard pizza molesters we can get some buy in from the other side?
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Three whole unions’ worth of people for the price of one CEO? Sounds like a deal to me.
The Hollywood Reporter@THR
Annual Cost of SAG-AFTRA, DGA, WGA Contracts May Be $450M-$600M a Year, Moody’s Estimates thr.cm/5WAvyOF
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"Imagine how much money studios could save if they removed but a single Zaslav from their balance sheet." thedailybeast.com/cartoonishly-e… #WGAstrike #1u #SAGAFTRAstrike
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literally the greatest performance in any all-star game 3-point shooting contest ever
this shit don’t make any sense
SHE HIT 25 OUT 27 SHOTS LOL WTF
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Jesus, I'M scared and I'm on this guy's side!
philip lewis@Phil_Lewis_
Ron Perlman responds to the studio executive who said: “The endgame is to allow things to drag on until union members start losing their apartments and losing their homes.”
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Romantic - "I love you for your flaws"
Not romantic? - "I love you for your flaws and here they are:"
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I just finished Queer Ultimatum and my biggest takeaway from the show is that Mal and Sam are the most emotionally intelligent and mature human beings I have ever seen or imagined. Actually aspirational
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Y’all we got @ErinKeif2 on the show this week!! Shamanda is so jealous she didn’t get an autograph. Now she has this new #mysterycounty episode to cherish forever.
📚📚🦜🦜💕💕
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How to Get Good at Sex: For Those Who Are Really Really Bad at It
Go ahead. Explain to me how you found my secret room.
Gnome Anne May Perceive Me@annethegnome
IMPORTANT QUESTION : If you had a bookcase that was a secret door, which book would you have to "pull" to open it? 📚
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I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE
🐾 Mosey - Lord of Owlbear Milk@MoseyDm
What is something you can say during both?
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I have no meaningful hot or new takes so just amplifying how proud of my guild I am and how important I feel this moment is #WritersStrike
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@ohboybeccaslack This tweet is going to be grossly underappreciated because I imagine the overlap in this venn diagram is small.
But know, KNOW, that this is pure gold
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This party is one for the Guinness World Records for longest, craziest, and most monster-filled 15 year olds birthday ever. We haven’t even had cake yet. #MysteryCounty
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