Alan Penn
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Alan Penn
@AlanPenn1836
DM's scare me. Don't forget to make me laugh 😆 😄
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@BreannaMorello Probably pretty close. You gotta get to the suburbs. 😆
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I’m convinced everyone in downtown Austin is trans, gay, or a lesbian.
Have we tried testing the tap water?!
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@Polymarket 😆 you didn't even have to vote to vote. Someone is going to do it for you.
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JUST IN: North Korea says its parliamentary election saw 99.99% voter turnout.
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What would be the best way to insult someone who uses A1 sauce on a premium steak?
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@BussinWTB It was a strike earlier in the game about two innings before the final out.
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With border a top Senate race issue, 100s of South Texas leaders back Cornyn justthenews.com/nation/states/…
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@Cernovich Hot headed is a good thing, when you become more intelligent and educated.
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I am almost 50, and often ask myself, "Was that a mature thing to say?" I can be hot headed and sometimes regret a post during evening prayers.
And then I look around. How am I the most chill person now? People are losing their minds.
Honestly? It's getting embarrassing.
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@lindseyvonn Retirement? Go into podcasting. I hear everybody is doing it. 😆 🤣 there's a joke in there, podcasting, hearing. I Crack myself up 😆 🤣
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Also… just because I’m not ready to talk about retiring, doesn’t mean I’m racing… it means I’m not ready to think about it yet. Rehab and recovery first…decide on where I go next in life later. Lots of life left to live. Will cross that bridge when I get to it.
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@Lukewearechange Maybe that was one of plays. Ask the NATO countries for help and receive none. Then why is the United States in NATO?
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@TRHLofficial @MaryBowdenMD Crazy last time I got a flu shot I was 15 and it gave me the flu.
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@MaryBowdenMD Never took a flu shot. Never gave my children a flu shot.
Was told by a nurse practitioner that I was selfish and risking my baby’s life for refusing to get a flu shot while pregnant, healthy, and 23.
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I was admitted to the ICU with pneumonia and sepsis after my flu shot.
(Keep it going, share your flu shot story.)
OpenVAERS@OpenVAERS
I had pericarditis and pericardial effusion 2 days after the flu shot. 2 weeks later hospitalized a second time. 1 month later blood clot. I had been healthy before this. (keep it going, lets hear your flu shot story)
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@LionelMedia Go off market or after market part. The markup is probably crazy.
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@KatieMiller They were told to focus on careers. Seeing celebrities have babies in their late 30s to early 40s is not realistic for the average everyday woman.
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“About two thirds of women thought it was possible to have a baby at “any age” thanks to medical advances.”
Fertility peaks in your late 20s.
When did we stop teaching basic biology to women?
Times Politics@timespolitics
Fewer women are having babies — are ‘immature men’ to blame? #Echobox=1773523784" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…
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Would anyone like to run 5 miles with me tonight?
In vegas??
Maybe around 6 pm
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