Alex peace

Obama's new campaign slogan "Change you can believe in. This time I promise. Really..."

You know what is sweeter than the laughter from a child? The sound of silence from not having any kids.

“@FillWerrell: My girlfriend dumped me because of my Spongebob obsession ...... at night!” lol

"@FUNNYPICS: twitpic.com/ao56gh" HAHAHAHAHA

Okay, Inception is just like the greatest shit ever.

And now you know: yfrog.com/h238cesj

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you're drinking water and the ice attacks your face.

I don’t like morning people... or mornings... or people.

Girls should stop trying to be equal with guys these days. Look, you get to do laundry, cook, AND clean and we don't even try to interrupt..

If the world doesn't end on December; 21st 2012. There will be a lot of babies born on September 20th; 2013.

What's the point of a high school reunion? Facebook already ruined the surprise of me finding out that you got fat.

Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier