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Got to agree with Jon Stewart: MAGA are a bunch of goddamn butthurt pussies who do nothing but cry about how things make them feel. They are ‘16 Democrats. How about you all go gobble your yogurt and listen to your Participation Trophy safe place Halftime show? Fucking pussies

@trumplicans2024 So, you’re saying that behaving like the POTUS is something your frown upon? So, he needed to clean his act up when he used to cry onto his titties over Obama?

ready... GO!

@oliverburdick I was dead for 4min, didn’t see an afterlife. Your “proof” is a book written by people who never did and came back. I’ll take my experience over your make-believe.

SPOILER: Christians are right.

@trumplicans2024 You should all go and speak to your gods, face-to-face.

exactly... what say you...

@AlexDuncanTX Except near ICE, they will take it and then shoot you then call you a terrorist.

Carry a gun with you at all times.

@RobSchneider So why is it 2026 and you’re still cheering for the political party responsible for killing an American citizen who was exercising their 1 and 2 amendments? You can’t be pro-gun and support the party that murders you for having one legally.

FACT CHECKED ✅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@RogerBernards You all failed to get your guy on 1/6. If your track record is 0 wins, you can stay on the bench. Your sister is there, so we know you’ll be entertained.

This right here sounds like a lot of fun!! Complete with prizes and what not!! 😂😂😂

@dbongino What’s your governmental position? You and Anthony Scaramucci have something in common, both had less time working for Trump than Stormy Daniels.

Today is March 24th, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.

@pureMetatron You’re right about one thing, I have a celebration paid for when Trump dies. Just have to book a venue. We are going to party hard. A pedophile dying is always cause for celebration.

I'm gonna die on this hill. Charlie Kirk dies, people laugh and dance. Rob Reiner dies, people laugh and dance. Now Robert Muller died, Trump says he is glad he is dead. Trump will die, people will be dancing and celebrating. Biden will die, people will be dancing and celebrating. Can we make it a thing where it's just morally wrong to celebrate death? It's inappropriate, petty, vindictive and morally out of place. We need to be better than this as a nation and a people.

@w_terrence You both endorse child rape, so no one cares what some dirtbunnies have to say. Surprised you aren’t eating mud cookies.

Bacon had this Muslim in Tears He saw Bacon and cried. Bacon ain’t that bad. Bacon is like Meat Candy. You can eat it all day. You can never get enough Bacon is love Bacon is Peace Bacon is Tasty

@trumplicans2024 Alex Peretti was well within his 2A and 1A, he was killed for possessing a firearm by the United States Government. I assume you want justice?

exactly... and you say?

@TexianKlan We’ve heard what you all like to do out in the sticks. I’d be more scared if I were related to you. I’m positive you have the ability to play the banjo….

338 incoming....

@TONYxTWO Got to be said: If you can’t pass weight/tape right now, and your military uniform still fits, then you were a profile artist and no one wants you back. You can’t be a fatbody and also claim to be “still in shape.” You are the people Hegseth wants out of the military, not back.

Our Veterans stay ready 🇺🇸🫡 Love this!!

@Primrose771646 You’re all retarded and playing “whose dress is cuter.” Why can’t you believe in something that allows you to put on a man’s clothes?

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@trumplicans2024 Does that cute outfit come with a cock I. The ass or does the church just like supplying that? This is gay as fuck.

yes or no?

I don’t care that Trump celebrated Mueller’s death. Let him. I’m 100% going to throw a party when Trump dies. So, let him eat cake.

@RobSchneider Can’t really tell what you say because your whole career sounds like Adam Sandler’s balls being gargled in your mouth.

So, I guess YOU are one… ONE. YOU! A true Canadian Retard👇🇺🇸

@GigaBasedDad Tell that to the victims of Epstein Island who watched the perpetrators go on the become powerful and eventually sweep their justice under the rug. But yeah, “Christ wins.” So, you’re saying he’s pro child-rape? Crazy stance.

Christ Wins.

@Jingoman111 Florida better watch out then. Alabama though Kentucky as well. I assume you also fantasize about killing pedophiles who have been elected and protected, or is that a point you’re cool with? Just checking to see what morals you have….

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