Aloma DC

I Follow You Because You Follow Me. The Moment I Realize You're Not Following Back, I Stop Following You. I No Dey Follow Anybody Do Unconditional Followers. 🤝😎

On hotspot put phone for 2G network or set data limit to 50mb No cast am 🙂‍↕️

@john322226 @Quiethinker4 Menh, you get bad mouth oo. See where you hang ball 😅

This is the first time I’m going to assist a woman online in buying a new iphone and it’s bcos I’m in a good mood today. Go to any phone dealer shop and take iPhone 12 Pro Max and send the account number to your father.

Make it an Habit to pray at night before bed, we never know whos watching. If Algorithms make this Appears on your tl, I pray that your night be calm, every harm against you be cancel tonight and your morning be full of light, strength, and good news.

From paying rent to collecting rent, from owing banks to owning assets. May this be your portion in 2026.

BRO CODES THAT IS FOREVER UNBREAKABLE 1. Don't rape anyone whether mature or minor 2. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room 3. A bro should know when his presence is no longer needed 4. Never make fun of your bro just to impress women 5. A bro must not pay for sex 6. Your bro's Ex is your Ex (forever off-limits) 7. Make money before you make love that would procreate a child 8. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too. If you must do anything, ask your friend first 9. When money finally comes, don't change the woman who stood, believed and supported you when you had nothing — upgrade her 10. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend 11. A bro never gives up, he rests and continues 12. Never ever smash your bro's current chick 13. A bro never uses Snapchat filters — a bro must look ugly and gallant 14. A bro never wears pink underwear 15. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s ex (see rule 6 again) 16. Dress well, no matter the occasion 17. Never snitch on your bro to his girl, his mom, or the police 18. If your bro is too drunk to walk, you carry him home — no negotiation, no video evidence 19. Never borrow serious money from a bro and disappear — either pay back or disappear forever (but choose wisely) 20. When your bro is winning in life, celebrate louder than his own family. Real bros amplify success, they don’t compete with it.

Sometimes I wonder why God created so much pain when life itself will someday end. We go through heartbreak, disappointment, failure, illness, and many struggle. but I keep asking, why should we pass through all this on earth, especially when there’s still judgment after life?

@Amy_beke What's stopping you from having this kind of body shape

men, what’s stopping yall from having this body?

@1tsnatural If na wickedness, I have masters degree … my mentors still dey observe me learn work

How wicked are you?

@EmmyniceEmmyni2 Call me Sandra bro

As a man if you never make woman cry before, you no be man

@meritcorporate Most times lack of funds makes you bored. You can't have money and get bored in this country unless you're just an introvert

What could be the cause of been bored???

@Big_christar_11 You know ball 💯. Nigeria version of love is totally weird asf

@Aloma_D_Chaser These vices of your definition is also present in the types of love Nigerians exhibit towards each other. There is no different I must say 🤷🏻‍♂️

There is no universal definition of what true love is. True love is something personal, something people feel and show in their own ways. But in Nigeria people Describe it differently, true love is about patience, sacrifice and standing by each other no matter what the situation.

@ellabosslady_ Obough witch top tier p¥$$y. Gbewa

Men will just see you and want to knack. Ok what if I am a wıtch ??😭😭

She gon suck the DîčK with no hands with it, Bring it over my Joor

@thelevelbeyond She gon suck the DîčK with no hands with it, Bring it over my broda

Smash or pass ?

95% of girls are only dating just because of money.