AmorphousBlob

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AmorphousBlob

AmorphousBlob

@AmorphousBlob2

Have a bad day? I'm the reason why. Beg on your knees and I may let you find a quarter on the sidewalk. 🇵🇸 May like suggestive artwork (never full nsfw)

Bergabung Temmuz 2021
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mir🇵🇸🇺🇦@Mirs_____·
if you gained time powers, and you exclusively used them to read All Books, and every time a book came up in conversation, you were like "yeah i read that", how long do we think it would take before people were like "bro what is going on why have you read everything"
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AmorphousBlob@AmorphousBlob2·
@foilust @ZZZ_EN Unfortunately, they have a big printer that prints out every global survey submission straight into a shredder
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Beautiful Normal Woman
Beautiful Normal Woman@SillyBWoman·
Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours
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AmorphousBlob@AmorphousBlob2·
@itsabitcloudy As much as I dislike the design, the concept of feedback forms from global ACTUALLY making a change is crazy
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faget83629031852@faget9261530128·
new tiktok trend chop your legs off with a hatchet
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soups@soupsofnamek·
@Goshdiggityfuck @XanderhalTV IS THAT WHAT BEAR WISHED FOR? I THOUGHT HE WISHED FOR NIKKI TO LOVE HIM. I MISSED THE PART WHERE HE ASKED FOR HER TO BE POSSESSED BY ANOTHER PERSON AND TRAPPED IN HER OWN BODY. THESE ARE STRANGE ACTIONS FOR A GOOD-GUY WISH GRANTER TO MAKE.
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Quade@TheShootyGuy·
I forgot this site added calls because I'm sick with a 102°F fever and thought I was close to death when I woke up and saw my phone ringing with this
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AmorphousBlob@AmorphousBlob2·
@JABBA1CKY does it work like an earpiece and it whispers things to you like the "Focus M" meme
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FAGBA1@JABBA1CKY·
fun fact this little nub on my ear is from when i absorbed my twin in utero so she technically still lives vicariously through me
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AmorphousBlob@AmorphousBlob2·
@uindourika Pirating is so easy now, you can pretty much just look up "free [game]" and as long as you cross-check with something to make sure its a safe website and have adblocker you can just download it directly
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Rika Uindou@uindourika·
they should make you take an annual test to see if you can pirate a game without getting a virus or crying in under an hour and if youre unable to do that they confiscate your pc until next year
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AmorphousBlob@AmorphousBlob2·
@pizza990 I was half expecting a fake gemini watermark to be put somewhere
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MacMens
MacMens@MacMens010·
Insane things are happening in Digimon. Instead of turning into a white woman the furry creature turned into a black woman for the first time in almost 30 years.
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