April Champion

It never hurts to be reminded of this true fact. twitter.com/dankmtl/status…

@alex_abads On twitter just to see your take about this, that's how strong your brand is

idk if jelena ostapenko is a racist but i do know is that she is a hater who holds grudges and likes to fight

The Times really out here trying...

@EricHartman Nice

We did it

@LouisPeitzman I liked the previous version which suggested you'd be turning into Sheriff Lobo

Lobotomizing ahead of today's trip to Universal Studios.

Iconic.

I'm sorry, does Co-Star think I'm a Leo or something?

The Capital One guy wears a wedding ring, how does he not have a home outside the Capital One Cafe? Is IT is wife? Yes I've been watching a lot of Peacock.

@LouisPeitzman INTERESTING! I appreciated that connections was just my fun little treat and failure wasn't recorded anywhere but in my heart. And I feel like it's the game that benefits most from leaving and coming back, so it's easy to forget to finish.

@April_Champs I've done much better since they added stats and I started putting effort in again.

You think you're so cute.

@EricHartman Soft knockers

they should make a school of soft knocks

"She wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison" is certainly a series of words in an order.

@BrianJMoylan It's also already too toxic, as opposed to toxicity developing.

I love the show, but it's not upscale enough for Bravo to even consider it. x.com/teewatterss/st…

@LouisPeitzman But when will the Lindsey Gort hive get to rise up?

AnnaSophia Robb stans, our time is now.

Gutted for my boy Tiafoe

If there was a time to read this article, now is the time nymag.com/intelligencer/…

@LouisPeitzman She was made for this

I'm obsessed with Ellie's level of delusion. Beautiful stuff.

Someone eating nachos next to me at the Twisters 4DX, should I tell her how badly it's about to go for her?

Big day for government teachers along Highway 14.

@LouisPeitzman Literally have to leave work early to catch a 4:10. What are we doing here, folks?

Just checked to see if there are any showings in the coming days, and it's just... completely sold out, minus the pre-9 a.m. showings. Obsessed with Twisters 4DX domination.

Can’t recommend Twisters in 4DX enough.

@LouisPeitzman Can I pay you $25 to tell me when tickets to Twisters in 4DX are going to go on sale?

Hey, so I am now unemployed (it's fine!), and definitely need to decompress for a minute, but putting out there that I am open to freelance work. Essays, interviews, reported features, podcasts, editing—all things I am quite good at!