kevan iz awesum

@frenqanstein The 2nd fridge in the basement got hallowed out into a weed incubator idk just be doing shit

White niggas be like oh you can grab a soda from our 2nd fridge in the garage

@frenqanstein ok but the women's suave cocoa butter deodorant smells like the icing directly off a cake and I have to restrain myself not to eat it

i go dove women's deodorant every time

Optometrist fingering you: “One….or two?”

@cinamelys me when I gulp at the dentist but it's becuz I swallowed the dental instruments

at the dentist... gulp

@realgeekdjoe Happy day of the birth, rightttt it's so scary I'm going to be 19 in July lol

FUCKKKK IM 19 NOW

@frenqanstein They're going to use a vegetable peeler to skin me youchhhh and before I die I'm going to eat a surplus of burgers and they're going to use the belly fat as the grease to cook it

@AssTerism go on im listening

sex is overrated just skin me alive

@joboduj Bro gonna ask for burgers to be his last meal on the electric chair ‼️‼️

@AssTerism doctor burger? 😳😳🤤 he better have good self defense because im going to eat him. bones and all.

i hear a burger calling

@joboduj Doctor burger said he wants you in his office....

@AssTerism thank god i dont take any i wouldve forgot!

@frenqanstein It's actually a problem fr

I can't stop jerking off

@zzzzbug Putting boxing gloves on u and throwing u in the ring I can't wait to see who wins

@AssTerism LMAO fighting the urge

I feel like when Im drunk I need to get off twt

Leaving a suicide note that just says

@stickydicknick fuck

i swear a lot

manifesting a peaceful passing in my sleep, it never works though, there is still work to be done

@vxmpcore_ Who wants to do ecrack with me????

who wants to be ecracked

@creaturnofilter I brought nothingburger to the table

i bring that nothing to the table

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year