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@Fusloo_com This is something Alan from "The Hangover" would rock.

Say goodbye to bulky buckles. Enjoy all-day comfort with a no-buckle belt.

@alwaysright2026 @RepJackKimble How dare you call a sitting senator a "parody act." The man has devoted his life to public service, helping to meet the needs of his constituents. You may not agree with his politics, but show some respect. And praise be to Allah.

@RepJackKimble I'm apologizing for calling you a dumbass. I've been made aware you are a parody acct - but thought you were another Republican maga bootlicker w this post. Since you said "thanks for the follow" in retort, I will now follow and look forward for your shared disdain of Trump.

I join with President Trump in extending the joyous spirit of rebirth and renewal that is Easter to you and yours. Have a wonderful day!

@selinawangtv "Striking statement;" excellent pun!

Trump claims in striking statement today that the people of Iran "want" him to bomb their infrastructure This week more than 100 international law experts wrote an open letterwarning that the conduct of the war and statements of US officials raise “serious concerns about violations of international humanitarian law, including potential war crimes” – specifically flagging Trump’s threats against energy infrastructure. The lawyers lay out the legal standard: a power plant with both civilian and military purposes could be considered a legitimate military target -- but only if it makes "an effective contribution to military action" and the attack "offers a definite military advantage." Even then, they write, the proportionality principle prohibits attacks where civilian harm would be excessive relative to that military advantage. ABC News defense analyst and former Pentagon official Mick Mulroy -- who oversaw Middle East defense policy in the first Trump administration -- puts it plainly: "If it's civilian infrastructure -- which of course would affect things like water treatment plants and hospitals -- then many would argue that's not a valid military target and against international law." Mulroy warns it could also fundamentally change the nature of the conflict. "This could turn into more of what would be a total war -- and essentially there is no target off limits, and that is something that we've tried to avoid since the end of War Two as an international community,” Mulroy said. And there's a strategic contradiction at the heart of Trump's argument. The president launched this war in part promising to help the Iranian people free themselves from their government. Mulroy: "We entered this conflict at least in part talking about the Iranian people and their ability to throw off the yoke of this despotic regime. This might turn the people we were trying to support against us."

@MAVERIC68078049 @Nguyen_anime3 We never realized how much the moon looks like a tortilla. Amazing!

First moon landing in over 50 yrs… some of these new images are absolutely amazing!

@0hour1 Just like he left your mom.

If Obama had been President, he would have stranded that pilot.

@IfindRetards *yore

If you're a grammar Nazi on social media, your retarded.

@PoptartReborn Fuck that noise. We are and have always been the next insufferable generation. Cry about it more.

Hey gen X I hate to break it to you but you’re turning into the next insufferable generation.

@LouBrutus Kurt was sad; Layne was a tragic loss.

KURT AND LAYNE: April 5th marks the dual anniversaries of the deaths of both Kurt Cobain and Layne Staley. Kurt Cobain, lead singer and guitarist of Nirvana , died on April 5, 1994, in Seattle, Washington, at the age of 27; his death was ruled a suicide. Kurt's cremated remains were divided, with portions kept by family and scattered in locations including the Wishkah River in Washington, and he does not have a single public gravesite. Layne Staley, lead singer of Alice in Chains , died on April 5, 2002, in Seattle, Washington, at the age of 34; his death was determined to be due to a drug overdose. Layne was cremated, and his remains were given to his family; no public burial site or gravesite has been disclosed. Godspeed to both Kurt and Layne. We wish our best to their families, friends, and fans. #KurtCobain #Nirvana #LayneStaley #AliceInChains

@DrGuitar Big Head Todd

Who’s your favorite guitarist known for playing a Stratocaster?

@SoveyX If you shit your pants before/while doing it, you get not points.

Sometimes you push past your limits and discover a new one immediately.

@all90saltrock Meh.

Pearl Jam’s “Even Flow” on MTV Unplugged in 1992 was raw, intense, and unforgettable. One of the most powerful live moments of the grunge era.

@2manyjoshes The only thing is that over there, they're called "gay."

Japan has gay people too?

Anyway my 7yo just called me gay

@julie78787 @greendragonhq You'd think it would be so easy, like us posting exterior shots of our premiere timeshare village in Pigeon Forge.

@greendragonhq So far we’re still missing #ProofOfLife.

Donald Trump is dying and the deep state is hiding it from us.

@Michellek4040 @DietCoke_Esq And we would help you every time.

@DietCoke_Esq I ask for help every time. Just had a 80 yo man put my bag up 15 min ago. Bless him.

I got mad because this guy put my suitcase in the overhead bin, and it looked too easy. If you don’t have to basically overhead press your bag into the overhead bin, you’re too tall

@dom_lucre No nails, no commitment.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This Christian man attempting to reenact Jesus crucifixion fell off his cross that was erected as high as the power lines in Nigeria.

@AngelaBelcamino Keep posting this; maybe someone will believe you.

Trump saying “Praise be to Allah” in his Truth Social post might be his all-time best troll.

@all90saltrock Layne and Chris Cornell were the two greatest losses of 90s grunge/alt. No one else is even close.

On this day in 2002, Alice in Chains singer Layne Staley died at age 34. His passing marked the loss of one of grunge’s most distinctive voices, whose haunting style helped define the sound of 1990s rock.

This post includes several figures of speech, including metonymy, hyperbole, metaphor and irony. A little gem that is written to mystify the intellectually impoverished.