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@steppebil Very modern

what do you guys think of my haircut

@steppebil Now that’s an idea…

@AtomRog Doing too much You’re fired

If a candy company hired me they would make billions

@steppebil A real idea would be butter flavored butterfingers

@AtomRog Now there’s an idea…

@steppebil That’s as mad as corn flavored candy corn

@AtomRog peanut flavored circus peanuts

@untaxxable The assumptions made in financial economics say no; silver arbitrage does not work because of the high transaction costs of carrying hundreds of pounds of silver to Shanghai. Have you ever tried to check in a suitcase weighing 400lbs?

Can I profit off buying silver for $120 and flying to Shanghai to sell it for $136? Real question btw.

@GOIHGOIH Oops I accidentally stopped earth’s rotation. Guess sundown is never coming 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@GOIHGOIH You’ll be hearing from me when I watch all the x-men movies again

@GOIHGOIH Never coming back.

@steppebil I’m sure you got smoked salmon benedict, but raw or baked salmon benedict is also really good. You ought to try it my friend!!

Salmon Benedict = best food ever?

@GOIHGOIH @steppebil Literally the meanest thing I’ve ever been told.

I’m writing the next great American novel The Chuzz & The Chud

@steppebil Gratwhat grata gratfucking gratidiot.

@AtomRog “Death Nests” is the name given by the Voivode’s scholars. The Grat language has yet to be deciphered.

My war owls blot out the Summer moon

@steppebil You think they’d be smarter than to name them “death nests”

@AtomRog The Grats of Bilbia, favorite prey of the voivode’s war owls, have been observed constructing “Death Nests” — these vast subterranean compounds extend deep into the earth, the entrances being guarded by “Gratian Meltmounds”, mud towers embedded with ancient arcane acid gems

@steppebil I think the best burrito beats the best burger, but the average burger beats the average burrito. So at a new establishment it has to be the burger and fries

@AtomRog Both on the same menu of the same restaurant. It is your first time dining at this establishment.

Would you rather spend $19 on a burger with fries or a big burrito?

@steppebil I as an economist HATE that orange juice

10 dollars for a cup of orange juice real cool

@steppebil Rhett and Link been doing this for years

Did we ever learn the answer to the age old question?