
Barstool Muse
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Barstool Muse
@BarstoolMuse
The @BarstoolSports Universe, @StatMuse style 🚀 // NOT Affiliated with Barstool or StatMuse ❌ // Open to Requests 📭 // Viva La Stool 🏴☠️






Tate’s recent numbers: - 5,389 miles travelled - 2 nights with @StoolMintzy at Widespread Panic - 1 @nickysmokess cracking investigation - 1 @SamGoldfinger_ buttplug negotiation - Passed 1 BILLION impressions - Didn’t get unfollowed by Ryan Day @OhioTate is coming into his own.



During his birthday week, @rone has put up: - 7 @barstoolspringb recap shows - 6 fish week videos - 1 NFL Draft Live Show - 1 EP released A timeless performance by a veteran of the game. Happy birthday to a Barstool Legend!




Note: Rone did not celebrate the whole week as his birthday, rather I chose “birthday week” as a way to frame the timespan. Any slander directed towards him is misguided.


During his birthday week, @rone has put up: - 7 @barstoolspringb recap shows - 6 fish week videos - 1 NFL Draft Live Show - 1 EP released A timeless performance by a veteran of the game. Happy birthday to a Barstool Legend!


Smokes’ Vegas Run has come to an end. Final Stats: - 0.30 “Meat to Meats” per day (2 kills, 6.5 days) - 0 times fucking the TortillaCon Huzz (TortillaCon fell thru, not on him) - Shared one of the names from the rumors - 0 STDs contracted (May change) Grade his performance A-F.


DJ Dante in Vegas: -1 lost wallet at the strip club - 1 DJ set (potentially more) - “The Scream Heard Around The World” - Did NOT piss his pants - Earned an invite to Max’s Bachelor Party - Is NOT gay The Lifeblood of the Operation.



Nicky Smokes has called it a night and is going to bed

Dante gets Reed ready for the night Dante School Of Etiquette coming soon @DanteTheDon @reedt4723










