🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎

@BasedApone

Perma-angry rage machine | Expect video game & general shitposting | Big tiddy enjoyer | Ask me about my crippling IBS 😭👌🚽

North Kilt Town Bergabung Ekim 2014

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·29 Kas

All right sweethearts what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? It's another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every pay cheque a fortune! Every formation a parade! I *love* the Corps!

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·5s

@DylantheBook @BENZOTOOIE We all start off at least a wee bit retarded my man.

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Morbidly a Beast@DylantheBook·1h

@BENZOTOOIE No it's because I was retarded.

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BENZO-KAZOOIE@BENZOTOOIE·2h

If you struggle with fixed camera angles it’s because you don’t have object permanence.

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i'm convinced fixed camera angles and tank controls are an IQ test for anyone playing older resident evil games

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·1m

@TheUnaButters @BENZOTOOIE By having a brain the size of a grape usually.

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🇺🇸🦂Butters-/K/un🦂🇺🇸@TheUnaButters·1h

@BENZOTOOIE How do you not get used to this after like the 2nd time it happens.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·2m

@frozenaesthetic Not going to lie the first thing that popped into my head reading that was this image.

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Moon Dragon@frozenaesthetic·20m

I will post as normal and see what happens I got lucky and got my post in that made bank before changes like this were brought in

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Moon Dragon@frozenaesthetic·24m

Well, you share the predominate language of 3 countries in that list so make of this what you will

Slazac 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 🌐@TrueSlazac

@nikitabier What do you do if you've built a mainly english-speaking audience without posting engagement slop

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·9m

@tepes1291 @ShitpostRock2 That is perhaps one of the most insane individuals I've read about in a long time and I say that with awe. He's just firing his opinion out there without giving a single, solitary fuck. Perhaps the most based man alive.

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Tepes 🇨🇭@tepes1291·6h

@BasedApone @ShitpostRock2 de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavoj_%C…

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·15m

@TheGamingGround @ohaiyokaiyo I played RE 1 with zero issues when I was 9. Mrs Apone, who has never gamed in her entire life, learned to do it within minutes of being handed the controller. It's not some esoteric mystical skill, you just have to not be a window licker.

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The Gaming Ground 🎮 (TGG - thegg.net)@TheGamingGround·8h

@BasedApone @ohaiyokaiyo I don't get how people don't get the tank controls...Even the 12 year old me could figure it out.

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kaiyo🧧🐾@ohaiyokaiyo·4d

game elitists thinking they’re better than others bc they played the original resident evil games with shit tank controls are so cringe

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·19m

@Dirk_McDirkin @fleshsimulator You know what though if done right that could actually be funny. Tongue in cheek of course. How you can make something look worse than the earliest Doom mods is impressive in a way.

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Dirk@Dirk_McDirkin·9h

@BasedApone @fleshsimulator Looks to me like a bundle of skins on top of other game files. So chances are the final boss is "Trump" but it's the cyberdemon, the Icon of Sin is just the JD Vance meme face.

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Simulator di tutti i Simulatori@fleshsimulator·13h

I haven't clicked play yet but I'm gonna guess "movement shooter with awkward movement" and "anachronistic blend of PS1 graphics and sprite animations". I bet the soundtrack is either a shitty Mick Gordon ripoff or a shitty Machine Girl ripoff

Halftone Gaming@halftonegaming

The Trailer for our new game, Too Many F*cking Nazis, is live now. Check it out and wishlist over on Steam

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·21m

@Richard44Magnum @fleshsimulator Which is how you know they are fucking idiots. I mean who can rip off the god damn Duke and yet make it look so damn scuffed. It takes impressive skill to do that ironically.

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Rick@Richard44Magnum·10h

@BasedApone @fleshsimulator It looks like a ripoff of Duke Nukem and Wolfenstien

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·11h

@ShamashAran It's no longer limited to race as any scumbag who wants to try and avoid arrest will use it or whatever else they think may work. It used to be they'd fake chest pains because for some idiotic reason they thought the filth would take them to hospital then just let them go. 😂

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Sensurround@ShamashAran·11h

I love how ${n-word}s committing crimes think "I CAN'T BREATHE" is some kind of magic talisman against getting roughhoused while they are resisting. As a black woman, I fully support whatever cops need to do to stop this type of behavior. FOR ANYONE of ANY RACE.

𝐌𝐑. 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 ™@MrWhiteMAGA

IS THIS THE BEST TASER SHOT EVER??? Was the officer justified using the taser…or too much for eggs? FATIGUE LEVEL 4 “FROM EGGS TO ELECTRIC⚡🥚” All she had to do…was pay for the eggs. That’s it. Breakfast could’ve been peaceful. But no…she chooses chaos. Gets spotted…gets confronted…and suddenly it’s the 100m dash finals in aisle 7 🏃‍♀️💨 Officer takes off like he’s been waiting his whole career for this moment. Full sprint. Laser focus. Then….ZAP ⚡ Perfect aim. Highlight reel takedown. And just like that…eggs go from “small situation” to “you just upgraded your charges”. Now comes the Oscar performance: “I can’t breathe!” “I’m pregnant!” “I gotta pick up my kids!” Ma’am…none of that was a concern when you hit turbo mode over EGGS 😭 Jail Time!!!

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·11h

@frozenaesthetic Pristal. Though at this point I'd take anything except clear so I don't accidentally flash my neighbours anymore.

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Moon Dragon@frozenaesthetic·12h

Please select a piece of frosted glass

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·12h

@halftonegaming Wow it's thinly veiled modern agenda virtue signal dressed up as a boomer shooter #472. Even if this was a parody of the lefties ability to see nazis in the walls it'd still be tremendously scuffed.

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Halftone Gaming@halftonegaming·1d

The Trailer for our new game, Too Many F*cking Nazis, is live now. Check it out and wishlist over on Steam

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@HeroOfCanton42 @DelusionPosting Nah you're wrong here. You should know that they can do no wrong! 😂 The irony and astonishing lack of self-awareness from is off the charts as usual. All you need do is say "YWNBAW" and they will chimp out big time. I honestly wonder if they can even see they're doing it.

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Agent Smith@HeroOfCanton42·13h

@DelusionPosting That's a blatant call for violence. It's against the ToS and isn't even protected speech.

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Delusional Takes@DelusionPosting·13h

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·14h

@Zesty_King3 @AydinPaladin High chance that was just regular old arson mate. Wheelie bins are a favourite target of ur average ned when they are pished and bored.

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Zesty King@Zesty_King3·1d

@AydinPaladin When I first went to Scotland by myself I left the train station in Stirling and saw a wheelie bin that had melted onto the road. Someone must have put it out to be collected and someone else chucked a fag in it, lighting the whole thing up.

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Aydin Paladin🍸👑💛🖤✝️📊@AydinPaladin·1d

I am in Scotland and the first thing that happened was that a chonky skyrat walked into the bus stop to say hello.

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@BrawndoUwU @AydinPaladin Universal experience it seems. They learned a while ago it was easier to snatch the food rather than wait for people to chuck their scraps. Not only do you have to get humiliated when the wee bastards snatch ur wildly over-priced food but they have the gall to laugh at u after!

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Accelerate@BrawndoUwU·15h

@BasedApone @AydinPaladin Lmao is this the entire British Isles or just a Scottish phenomena? Seagulls here in the states are strictly scavengers, with the added bonus that they sh1t on you if you feed them as a ty I guess.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 me-retweet

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Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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@BrawndoUwU @AydinPaladin Seagulls are all fat bastards who will mug you for your sausage supper if you show weakness. I saw one try to kill a sparrow because the cunt wanted to steal the wee bit of bread I'd just chucked it.

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Accelerate@BrawndoUwU·20h

@AydinPaladin Wtf are they feeding the seagulls over there?! That's the most American critter I've ever seen.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·18h

@Staunch_heretic @ohaiyokaiyo Ayy top bants! But you are correct which makes it even funnier. 😂

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Oda Nobunaga Witness' Church of Heretical Thought@Staunch_heretic·18h

@BasedApone @ohaiyokaiyo I mean those controls are still around ironically, if they played a recent Battlefield game in the last ten years and drove a tank, depending which one it is literally the same movement controls :3

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·20h

@BrockS91278 @RealestMemes_ Nah mombot was legit. Someone tried to find out who she was and because they are retarded they mistook some random guy for her. She even stepped in and stopped the guy trying to ruin her from being doxed himself. Wild times to be had pre-2016 on twitter.

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