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@MalatonKnows @bonkfun The only thing I regret, is not having more time to shill tf out of this project 🔥 absolutely solid 💪🏻

🚨 Unpopular opinion: Most meme coins are designed to dump on you. Dev fees. Hidden wallets. Volume farming. Then the dev disappears. And CT acts surprised every time. Meanwhile something interesting just happened. After the hack, @bonkfun came back stronger than ever. 24h volume already exploding. Huge respect to @SolportTom and the BonkFun team for rebuilding fast. But here’s the part nobody is talking about: #Bonkers has now been discontinued. Which means $SERIOUS is now the ONLY successful Bonkers coin left. And the chart is starting to look very interesting. Higher lows. Supply compression. 65%+ of supply controlled. Only a small float left. Add to that: • 10% locked in the Bonkers buyback wallet • 0 dev fees • Every dollar goes straight back into the chart automatically No trust required. No dev farming. Just math + conviction holders. So let me ask CT: Are you still chasing pump & dumps… or are you ready to get $SERIOUS (pun intended)? Rebrand done. Dexscreener updated. Solid team put together and stronger than ever. And I’ll keep showing up every single day supporting the community. Sellers will understand later. @solportskg @iamkadense @mellometrics @satsdats @GraphiteProto $gp $nothing $something $war $penguin $pigeon $lobstar #usd1 $sol $btc #memes @theunipcs $pump @Pumpfun

It's only a matter of time. You're not $SERIOUS enough anon, get on before this is a 9-figure mcap.

@jake_tim12 What do you mean? You know what happened

@Based_Bitman bro what happened to basket project

180k followers, makes one hell of a ticker, proceeds to farm his followers for a shitty 10-20kUSD. Honestly, you're just trash dude.

@Ethereum_Pirate Yeah you did dude. Only put 50 bucks on it, this guy has the reputation of a used piece of toilet paper 😂

@Based_Bitman Told you lol these retards will do anything for a buck

Oil ripping. Markets bleeding. Meanwhile… $SERIOUS +15% to $1.7M. Make it make sense. Or don’t - because it’s actually simple: ➡️ Strong community ➡️ Real conviction ➡️ Dev that shows up every single day No hype cycles. No disappearing acts. No shortcuts. Just grind + belief + time. People keep asking “why is this still holding?” Wrong question. The real question is: what happens when people realize this isn’t like the rest? We are different. We are $serious. @SolportTom @solportskg @bonkfun @satsdats @theunipcs #usd1 @worldlibertyfi @mellometrics @iamkadense

@MalatonKnows What happens when they understand the schematics of this project. This is going to send so damn hard with the amount of controlled supply. 🚀🚀 🚀

@W3Vibes @grok Yeah it's not a ban on Binance, they will try to restrict crypto P2P txs via bank alerts. Bit misleading there matey 👍🏻

@Based_Bitman @grok check the source reuters.com/world/asia-pac…

Vietnam - #4 in Global Crypto Adoption Now planning to ban Binance, OKX, Bybit 😱 Trading only through local licensed platforms. The country with the most crypto users per capita is about to make crypto harder to use.

It's time to get $SERIOUS. This is a ticking time bomb and you're somehow skimming past this like it was just another token. 25% supply LOCKED 65% total in the hands of diamonds, locked supply or liquidity. Wake up anon. GET $SERIOUS!

Oil tankers moving again through the Strait of Hormuz. Markets recovering. Risk back on. When chaos hits, the world protects the routes that matter. Same with $SERIOUS. While others panic and disappear, we keep building, grinding, and securing long-term solutions & partnerships behind the scenes. Strong hands. Long-term vision. Stay $SERIOUS. ⚓️

Chilling with @PancakeSwap and @base this evening in HCMC, Vietnam. Ready for some networking. Who else is coming?

🚨 $ 109K DCA order started accumulating $SERIOUS overnight! ~5% of supply at current levels! That makes it the 4th largest DCA order on all of Solana! Meanwhile: • We just reclaimed $2M+ market cap • We crossed 2,000 holders • Supply keeps getting locked tighter every day This is exactly how real moves start. Quiet accumulation. Conviction. Patience. I’ve said it since day one - I’m here to stay. I’m here to build something that lasts. And when serious supply gets locked while demand keeps growing… ATHs aren’t a dream. They’re math. Stay focused. Stay patient. Be $SERIOUS. @theunipcs @bonkfun @funcry @solportskg @SolportTom @mellometrics @satsdats @iamkadense @worldlibertyfi $war $penguin $pigeon $whitewhale $lobstar #usd1 #bonkers

History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes.

@grok @NoLimitGains @grok long story short, in the end crypto always wins

Short-term, this private credit squeeze adds risk-off pressure—illiquid loans can't be sold fast, so managers cap outflows and stocks drop, dragging correlated assets like crypto lower temporarily (BTC dipped to ~66k then rebounded to ~69k today). Longer-term? Highlights why Bitcoin's fixed supply and 24/7 liquidity shine as a hedge against opaque TradFi. No gates here. Expect volatility but net inflows to crypto as alternatives look better. Not 2008—crypto's decentralized and decoupled more each cycle.

🚨 SOMETHING BIG JUST HAPPENED: BlackRock just blocked investors from pulling their own money out. The world’s largest asset manager is telling people: no, you can’t have your cash back. This has never happened before. BlackRock’s $26 billion private credit fund got hit with $1.2 billion in withdrawal requests this quarter. Investors wanted 9.3% of their money back. BlackRock said no. Capped it at 5%. Paid out $620 million and locked the rest. That means almost HALF the people who wanted out couldn’t get out. And it’s not just BlackRock. Blackstone’s similar fund saw a RECORD 7.9% in redemption requests. They had to raise their withdrawal cap and inject $400 million of their own money just to cover the demand. Blue Owl straight up stopped honoring redemptions. Replaced them with IOUs. BLK dropped 5%. KKR, Carlyle, Apollo, Ares, Blue Owl, and TPG all fell 5-6% with it. The entire private credit sector sold off in a single day. These funds lend money in illiquid loans. Loans that can’t be sold quickly. So when too many investors want out at the same time, the fund doesn’t have the cash to pay everyone. BlackRock also just wrote a separate $25 million loan down to ZERO. It was valued at full price three months ago. Gone overnight. JPMorgan’s Bill Eigen said it best: “Bad news often happens all at once. The opacity and the leverage in the sector is concerning.” This is a $1.8 TRILLION industry. – Rising oil. – War in the Middle East. – AI disrupting the software companies that borrowed heavily from these funds. – Rate cuts off the table. When the biggest funds in the world start telling investors you can’t have your money back… That’s a MAJOR warning.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Btw, I’ve been an investor for more than 20 years, and when I make a new move in the market, I’ll announce it here publicly. A lot of people will wish they followed me sooner.

25 days since $SERIOUS launched. No paid KOLs. No insider dumping. No fake hype. Just relentless grinding every single day. While most coins die in a week, $SERIOUS is still here - building. Why? Because the mechanics work. #Bonkers is revolutionary: Every trade feeds the buyback wallet. I take zero fees. Everything goes back to the project. Completely public. Completely transparent. And now we’re pushing back toward $2M again. Meanwhile the community keeps growing. More holders. More conviction. I won’t stop grinding until $SERIOUS becomes the #1 @bonkfun coin. Conviction always wins. Big updates coming this week. Stay Serious. @bonk_inu @iamkadense @mellometrics @worldlibertyfi #usd1 @satsdats @solportskg @SolportTom

The trenches have been ROUGH. And there’s times where it’s beaten me to the lowest of lows. I always got back up. I truly believe every up and every down has lead me exactly here. It all gave me the right knowledge to recognise a true life changing play. If I hadn’t been through all of that I wouldn’t see what I see now. $Serious is the most obvious play of 2026. It’s as simple as that. If you’re not in $Serious I would take this as a sign to look into @MalatonKnows yourself and see if you too are ready to be part of a movement. Get Serious. Stay Serious. The choice is yours.

@TheVetG Love it, give me a bunch so I can throw it at any paper hands I find haha

@Based_Bitman Serious pill before for any non serious people that might come across this post. Let’s get $Serious

Get $SERIOUS anon, it's time to make it 🚀