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anal sex and david lynch discourse on the tl and it still manages to be tedious and a bit boring
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@Bic4ColorPen
i steal shitload of stationery from my workplace
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How did Harry potters parents have all that cash for his trust fund? They died at 21 and the only jobs in the wizarding world are civil servant, barmaid, teacher or shop owner. Or is it just like magic? And if so how are the Weasleys poor like how far does magic go? Are they just bad at magic?
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@Bic4ColorPen @StellarixCosmos Are you saying only artificial estrogen (what we know as ‘soy’) could have created this?
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one of the absolute worsts
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse
In honor of Twitter’s 20th birthday what’s the worst tweet you’ve ever seen
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@Yungandwoke20 @StellarixCosmos i feel completely the opposite way. i think only a man could write that
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@StellarixCosmos @Bic4ColorPen I can’t believe that was written by a man lol
I thought a woman wrote that!
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David Lynch was neither a conservative nor a liberal, he was a DREAMER
fight me
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@maiamindel he was just a weird little guy trying to find interesting dreamy ideas and express them through the medium of cinema, painting, carpentry, etc., and that's one of the reasons why he was one of the best American artists of the past century, or even more
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i feel like there's not really anything weird about how all his movies are about the dark underlying evil right below the idealized white picket fence life and then just having bog standard low info old guy politics
Sami Gold@souljagoyteller
I’m sorry but I don’t think you guys know much about the real David Lynch
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Going on a high elevation hike at Noon High UV index could never hurt me
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she looks like she's about to saythat that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean, and that you're blithely unaware of the fact that oscar de la renta did a collection of cerulean gowns in 2002
Variety@Variety
The first look at Janet McTeer as Minerva McGonagall in HBO’s upcoming #HarryPotter series. Season 1 will release on Christmas 2026. variety.com/2026/tv/news/h…
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bro I am sunburnt as hell
helmet girl@sbodrojan
woman who brings three (3) books to sit by the river
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@weenielicious i'm not penilely-confident enough
(the screenshot i have was already like that)
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@Bic4ColorPen The polite censorship of trash jones’ display name
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@Bic4ColorPen *family trip gets postponed*
“Man I could go for that industry-specific, self-deprecating, vaginally-confident comedic gem”
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