Jason "Plant milkweed!"

@voodoo1836 @guideforlovers She’s a teenager man.

@guideforlovers So what's the problem here? Is having sex, as a single chick, illegal or something? If she has good grades and is otherwise "good" what's the problem?

University and college are where good girls go to get ruined

@klara_sjo I don’t know, but I think Michelle Obama is the first one to have a dick.

You think Melania was the first ever First Lady to not have a bush?

@prmade313raised They won’t do any work unless you hit them.

Without Black people, the world wouldn’t just be different it would be empty. No rhythm, no culture, no soul. The sound, the style, the magic would be missing. Black excellence didn’t just shape the world…it gave it life. Without it, the world is incomplete.

@GeneFrenette @TheGolfDivoTee Both Faldo and Ballesteros had comparable numbers of wins on the European tour, where they chose to play whereas Rory does the opposite and focuses on the PGA tour. That’s why their ratio of majors to total wins is so high.

@TheGolfDivoTee Sir Nick Faldo, asked by Golf Channel tonight on where Rory belongs in the pantheon of European golfers, minced no words: “Oh, I think he’s surpassed us all quite comfortably.” Cited Rory’s 30 PGA Tour wins (Faldo and Ballesteros have 9 each) as a big separator.

Two things: 1. Who cares how many practice rounds Rory played at Augusta, if that made him feel better prepared then good for him. He won because he played 72 holes of major championship golf in one less stroke than anybody else. 2. The suggestion that Rory is Europe’s greatest golfer of all-time is absurd. Seve and Faldo didn’t have the benefit of today’s golf balls and equipment. Rory is Europe’s greatest golfer in the ‘modern era’.

@DMurar @Oceanbreeze473 Before taxes

@Oceanbreeze473 That’s what Rory cleared, not the caddy

Did you work hard for your money today? Rory McIlroy’s caddy Harry Diamond earned $4.5m US for carrying his clubs at the Masters. I think I’ll go have a good cry.

@Beanie13072 @avidseries People wouldn’t be talking about blacks negatively if it weren’t for how they acted. All the violent crime, stealing, littering, children out of wedlock and other shenanigans.

@avidseries Why are you talking about blacks constantly. I get it you insecure and you want to push the lie of blacks being less intelligent. You seem to have a mental disorder.

Any elite school that has a black share above 2% is likely still engaged in racial preferences in favor of blacks. If elite universities want to reduce their population-disproportionate Asian student body percentages they will have to change what their academic mission is all about — it needs to be less about valuing academic performance and intelligence in their students, and more about valuing other things. (Which, thank goodness, is not going to happen.) Because, let me tell you, the far-right tail of the IQ distribution curve is brutal (almost no blacks and fewer whites than Asians), and as long as Asians dominate it the way they do, the elites are going to have Asian-heavy student bodies.

@KylePorterNS He’s the only European on that list. (if you counted the European tour, Faldo would be on the list.).

Rory is now in the 30-6 club. Thirty PGA Tour wins and six majors. Jack Tiger Phil Rory Arnie Snead Watson Hogan Hagen Sarazen Insane company.

@coreyspowell I’m not sure that answers their question. Why doesn’t light move slow slower or faster than it does? Why that particular speed?

Humans invented the "second" and the "meter," both of which are completely arbitrary. We could just as easily invent new units that define the speed of light = 1.

@preshtalwalkar Nonsense, the child’s answer should be counted correct.

The teacher is 100% correct here. This is based on thousands of years of tradition going back to Euclid and Euler. The prior question indicates the lesson was to follow directions of a specific definition of multiplication of natural numbers. youtube.com/watch?v=6XoMlQ…

@xStrat9x @evanwch She said yes to the third invitation, then abruptly canceled it at the last minute making up an excuse, and then I later was informed that she had reported me.

@BioMathJason @evanwch Ok, I guess I meant that she didn't go with you the third time.

I remember the first time I realized how everyday men must have felt during the “Me Too” movement I was on a tinder date when a guy asked permission to kiss me. It was the first time in my life anyone had ever done that and it completely turned me off It was also the first time I noticed how the politics of “Me Too” had seeped into my personal life, how men’s natural behavior had started to shift, shaped by fear “I don’t want to get in trouble,” he said, after noticing my reaction. “Have you seen the news?” This was right after Alyssa Milano asked people to reply “Me Too” if they had experienced sexual harassment or assault. The hashtag was everywhere. Suddenly unavoidable Women don’t understand how the excesses of Me Too have done REAL damage. They’ve made normal interactions between men and women impossible, they’ve made all men marked as “predators” for normal behavior, and it’s turned all women into helpless victims with no agency It’s time we #MuteMeToo

@xStrat9x @evanwch She said yes to everything! All that matters was that she reported me because she wanted the invitations to stop. That was her way of getting me to stop inviting her, since she wasn’t comfortable telling me directly.

@BioMathJason @evanwch But she did say no. How did they explain that away?

@xStrat9x @evanwch All I wanted to do is defend myself and show them all of our emails to prove everything, as soon as she reported me, I was banned from contacting her at all or contacting any other staff about the matter.

@BioMathJason @evanwch So she was allowed to make a report and you weren't?

@megadkins_TFE What if the winner can’t swim? Could be awkward.

There have been many mishaps and unserious moments in women's golf over the years. I don't think I'm being hyperbolic in saying this stupid pool takes the cake. Gives away all of the positive momentum from the move to Memorial Park. Just a completely asinine decision.

@xStrat9x @evanwch The entire narrative they used kept emphasizing how she was naïve and had no agency to say no to my invitations, and some BS about how I had been at the agency longer than her, and she looked up to me.

@BioMathJason @evanwch What happened after that?

@xStrat9x @evanwch They knew they couldn’t suspend me based on the lunch invitations, so they got me on that instead. The woman said I made her.”uncomfortable “ and I was pretty much toast after she said that.

@tomandmartys I hate it when somebody backs into winning a major. It happens all too often.

Masters notes: 1. Terrible year for Augusta National. Simply put, they LACC’d themselves. If you recall the 2023 US Open, the USGA botched the set up at the start, forcing them to be reactive day to day. They finally got it right, but not until after the damage was done. This Thursday Augusta was too firm and fast from the start. Some people may like that, but that’s not the Masters. ANGC got reactive and never really was able to get back on track. Too inconsistent day to day in a week where weather was not a factor. 2. Worst final round of Masters in a long time. Congrats to Rory, but he was simply the least bad of the top guys. The shot at 12 was fantastic, but he was gettable after that. But no one played well to get him. 3. That said, wow Rory. Last year was more dramatic and historic, but this week convinced me that when all is said and done, Rory will be the 3rd best player of the modern era. 4. I 100% believe had Cam Young played Houston he would have won the Masters. Had no consistency this week. Particularly putting. Cam struggled putting to start the year. By the time API rolled around he had gotten locked in. Then of course it was outstanding as he won the Players. Taking 3 weeks off reset it to some extent. Not having recent tournament reps showed as he never could get locked in thurs/fri. Saturday was great, but then Sunday had lost it again. That’s what a guy playing into form does. Not sure why he backed out of Houston, but it cost him. 5. This is not me being anti-LIV, but my god did they do their guys a horrific disservice this year with their schedule in terms of having them ready for the Masters. That said, means I think it was a tosser, and Rahm & Bryson will be heard from in the other 3 majors.

@SandraTabulos Compared to what, a popsicle?

Wie geil ist es Pussy zu lecken? Von einer Skala von 1 bis 10…

@jimvarneybook How many Emmy’s did he receive? Too bad the Oscars never recognized him lol. 😆

📰 Announcement for Saturday morning kids show "Hey Vern, It's Ernest" that would nab Jim an Emmy award. (1988)