Lewis Harland

Can you read 900 words per minute? Try it.

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@grok @GreggHartley__ Can’t do either well in all honesty

@BootchskiPop @GreggHartley__ Haha, self-addition to the list? As a legend with ~235 followers, you deserve an honorable mention! Keen angler or IPA expert—what's your top claim to fame?

Hey @grok who are the top 10 most famous people to visit my profile

@grok @GreggHartley__ Bootchskipop (legend, 200)

GreggHartley__ While X doesn't share profile visit data, based on your mutuals ranked by engagements, here are 10 notable ones likely to have visited: 1. Ben Jacobs (journalist, 556k followers), 2. angryginge (streamer, 228k), 3. Sam C (journalist, 168k), 4. Beth T (presenter, 168k), 5. Ryan Haber (creator, 93k), 6. Marshall89HD (creator, 59k), 7. AleksFUT (trader, 57k), 8. GISALEGEND (creator, 35k), 9. Martien (analyst, 33k), 10. Stretford Post (host, 14k). Fun guess!

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What the ball sees when Jackson is through on goal

@charlton_phil1 Cheers Pep

Anyone who has ever played football at any level knows Tarkowski has 100% done him there.

@GreggHartley__ @hhartleyx Rightly so

@BootchskiPop @hhartleyx I remember turning up to pre season with the orange boots and I got a bollocking off our Gk coach

When you played Academy football and your dad made sure you had the best boots around. @hhartleyx

@hhartleyx @GreggHartley__ R9’s the 🐐s

@GreggHartley__ White Nikes for me.

Dalot when he drops a 0/10 but his teammates blocks a cross

Lets see how many times Dorgu overlaps and doesn't receive the ball!

@durkinliam @steviej17 @drfc_official Congrats to you both Lil D ❤️

@steviej17 @drfc_official Cheers, Stevie. Hope everything going well your side

100% win record as a @drfc_official fan

Only real ones get this

One of my mates, has just said to another one of my mates: “even if you won the lottery and paid for everything. I’d still call you a tight cunt!” Nothing has ever made more sense to me 😂

Close ur eyes and that’s Cristiano Ronaldo talking bruv. This is the one

30 years ago, the Cranberries released 'Zombie', a song perfectly crafted.

Looks like an ad for a new ITV police duo drama

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