Please don't laugh, only half of what I said was a joke. Every Catholic knows he could've been pope.
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captain easychord
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fool me once, aw man why dude what, fool me twice, aw dude what the hell man fuck, fool me three times, aw shit dude what the fuck man
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“There are dead stars that still shine because their light is trapped in time. Where do I stand in this light, which does not strictly exist?”
(Don DeLillo, Cosmopolis)
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I was eyeballing the fine print of a sign in the city recently to make sure I was good to park under it and a guy (who was walking on an island in the middle of Broad Street) mockingly called out "ohhh, what's the sign say?" and was squinting at it and me as I turned to him.
Sahil Bloom@SahilBloom
Everyone needs to remember this…
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One of the things I’m 100% confident in is even though Republicans are slavishly loyal to Trump, he definitely likes meeting and hanging out with Dems more. He’s a through and through New Yorker who has nothing in common with overtly religious and gross country club types
Kaitlan Collins@kaitlancollins
Gov. Newsom greets President Trump in LA.
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Look at my small government, dawg.
Chief Nerd@TheChiefNerd
Oracle's Larry Ellison says “citizens will be on their best behavior” with an AI surveillance system
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It really is about how we feel when we wake up in the morning and head off to do whatever we do.
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Aura farming while you’re homie is talking to you is insane work 😭😭
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if we’d actually known how disinterested some of the key stakeholders really were in winning this election we may as well have spun the wheel on a third party or two. do not ever, ever let the democratic party tell you it’s your fault ever again. it's not
Michael@Socdem_Michael
So Biden’s internal polling was showing something close to this map… And they allowed him to run for re-election?? This is beyond irresponsible and selfish. All of these people should be exiled from Dem politics.
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Man I wonder what my dream about a Google sheet taking physical form and trying to strangle me could mean. Big conundrum hmmmmmmmm
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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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It's all out in the open. We were all called hysterical for saying this was the plan from the jump.
Barry Malone@malonebarry
Palestinians could be given a week to leave northern Gaza, AP reports, before it is declared a closed military zone. Any who can't get out would be considered combatants - meaning Israeli army regulations would allow troops to kill them and starve them. apnews.com/article/hamas-…
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Everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks in it!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ask Devon Witherspoon how tough we are
NFL on ESPN@ESPNNFL
"These motherf---rs ain't tough" 👀 Tyrel Dodson talking that talk for the Seahawks pregame 🗣️
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@crocken @inthefade Turn back, dude. It is not too late.
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@TylerAlterman You are invited by anyone to do anything. You are invited for all time.
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