Caddyshack Logic

I was born to love you I was born to lick your face I was born to rub you But you were born to rub me first #tywebb #caddyshack

Well, I got a lot of stuff on order. You know... credit trouble. #carlspackler #caddyshack

Well? We're waiting! youtu.be/Z0YIJQ1jgEI #smailssunday #caddyshack

Anyway, the Good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life. #bishop #caddyshack

We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... Pond would be good for you. #tywebb #caddyshack

@lucascorvatta I don't know! #dannynoonan #caddyshack

@defendgotham Hey, you scratched my anchor! #alczervik #caddyshack

@lucascorvatta Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents! #sandy #caddyshack

We're about to tee off now...Just snake a tube down her nose and I'll be there...in four or five hours. #drbeeper #caddyshack

How well do you know Caddyshack, you fuzzy little foreginer?carlspackler.com/quiz_hard.html #caddyshack

You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia. #tywebb #caddyshack

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'. #carlspackler #caddyshack

Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty? #caddyshack

Lefty got to the practice tee 5 hours before his tee time today. Be the ball, Phil. #goleftygo #PGAChampionship

Music is a violation of our personal privacy. He's breaking the law. #smailssunday #judgesmails #caddyshack

I've often thought of entering the Priesthood. #dannynoonan #caddyshack

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! #alczervik #caddyshack

What's wrong with lumber? I own 2 lumberyards. I notice you don't spend too much time there. I'm not quite sure where they are. #caddyshack

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key... #carlspackler #caddyshack

Yes. Yes. Winter rules. youtu.be/MCvgMNnM3OA #smailssunday #judgesmails #caddyshack