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@jacksonhinklle Look dude, Yemen sucks shit.

🇾🇪 Yemen is ready.

So @Trudell_DM is Scalabrine’s love child?

@TweetsByBritt @SpartanRace Congrats!!

I’m a Spartan! @SpartanRace

@yukoncoinelius I hope he has to pay full restitution and cut the man bun.

Domestic terrorism is real. My wife’s cybertruck keyed in Kirkwood, MO this morning. Quick thinking by her and rapid response by Kirkwood PD apprehended perpetrator. Here he is…….Mark Munzert. Hope it was worth it buddy!

@RC_cog Twin Oaks?

The best restaurant in Rhode Island and it’s not close!

@sigfruidhane @M0ntante Trying to break the the top 5?

@CapeCodFamous @M0ntante Montante doesn’t like smart people

Far and away my least favorite minifan

@M0ntante @sigfruidhane #RIP Ted.

@CapeCodFamous @sigfruidhane I need to revise the list bc one of the former members is no longer with us so out of respect it needs revision

@EricaCait But does it say to microwave? I would imagine nuking lobster would just create a rubbery disaster. Although not a flammable one.

@CapeCodFamous lol, I agree with you… It didn’t look like trash when I bought it tho. (For the record) and my microwave is less than a year old. Idk…

I bought frozen lobster (don’t judge yet) Microwaved a small piece (now judge) and it caught on fire…. I probably should eat the lobster, right?

@M0ntante @sigfruidhane When are you dropping the full list?

@CapeCodFamous @sigfruidhane Top 6

@EricaCait I just have so many questions. But you probably should not eat that.

@CapeCodFamous Meant to say shouldn’t. It literally sparked and caught on fire.

@Samantha_SN1 While she has generally been disappointing. I am alway distracted by the fact she is 60

@ThomasSowell The machines will point to this unprovoked hostility as the precipice of the great robot war.

UK protesters pour liquid latex on a Tesla Optimus in protest of Elon Musk.

Why is her box glowing like it’s radioactive?

@TSmith1886 The man knew talent.

Sharkey would have likey 😞

@stoolpresidente So sweet when the grandkids spend time with Grandpa.

Let’s have a day!