Carson Frei

@UberSmitty @UberSmitty if there is one thing I was meant to do in this life it'd be to build a fort Jake. I'm ready to fulfill my destiny

@CarsonFrei ready to build a fort mother fucker?!

I've come to the realization that if I get a red box movie that it's never getting returned haha

My boy Tyson Nam @TysonNam shocking a lot of people with a beautiful walk away KO! #knockout… instagram.com/p/BTcdnNshyHT/

Of course the only black guy dies first in Gremlins

The punisher and deadpool are the best because they just murk people

Transage... is that a real thing!?

@UberSmitty what's the difference between being emo and "scene"? Please shed light on this.. or darkness rather haha

@UberSmitty @CarsonFrei I don't know what he's talking about 😂😅

@CarsonFrei Forgot to mention @RickySimon135 fucks with this show 😂 #Beta

Big 5 sucks. Customer service is horrible @coliosis21

When you're trying to take it easy but you get them urges 😈 #letsroll #jiujitsulife #bjjlifestyle #jiujitsulifestyle

@UberSmitty It promotes weak ass teenage behavior. My T levels lowered after watching such pussification

13 reasons why is garbage on so many levels. What is wrong with people

Roller derby would be hilarious to watch

Earth has been around for 4 billion years. My ultimate freedom is knowing whatever I do doesn't matter. Might as well go for it

It's hard for me to relate to other people. I guess humans are meant to think in different ways for different purposes. We're an #antcolony

Detective Cohle in season 1 of True Detective is my spirit animal. Episode 4 trumps any episode of any show ever

#GetOut lived up to the hype! Good call @CarsonFrei

@coliosis21 an unrealistic goal for you would be to take a shower under 30 minutes