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Mark Aspin

@Cartmells_Mark

Solicitor, Mediator & Head of Dispute Resolution Team at @Cartmells. @stjohnambulance volunteer ambulance crew, Cycle Responder, and Regional Event Lead

Carlisle, England Bergabung Ocak 2017
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Mark Aspin@Cartmells_Mark·
@TheShowstoppers - plot twist: it turns out that Alan met Charlene during his gap year in Australia and fathered a child unbeknown to Alan so far
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@AndyOwen_SJA But the question is: *is* your training up to date?
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AndyOwen_SJA@AndyOwen_SJA·
Make it stop! 🤣🤣
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Mark Aspin@Cartmells_Mark·
@jack_murley I've definitely ordered a Frociaggine from my local barista. Now I know why he smiled at me that way.
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Jack Murley@jack_murley·
I’ll ignore the entirely unsurprising fact of a person in power being homophobic, and focus on how much better Italian slurs sound than English ones. ‘Frociaggine’ sounds like something Nigella would whip up using black coffee and lady-fingers after getting the 3am hunger pangs.
The Guardian@guardian

Pope Francis allegedly used offensive slur during discussion about gay men #Echobox=1716851513" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theguardian.com/world/article/…

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Mark Aspin@Cartmells_Mark·
@jack_murley It does say "singles who share your values". Doesn't comment about any other features of compatability.
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Jack Murley@jack_murley·
I know we should be worried about the rise of AI. But when it lands in my feed and confidently announces that it’s found my dream partner - then reveals this - yeah, I think we’ve got a couple of years yet, at least.
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Mark Aspin@Cartmells_Mark·
@MrCrembo Must be a youthful complexion and people wondering what you did in the service at the age of 10! 😋
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Steve Crem@MrCrembo·
Away on a work course. Standard round the room intros of who you are, where do you work, how long you been on the service... general vibe was 3-7 years. There was almost a gasp when I said 25! I felt very old 🤨
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Rik@_riks_tweets_·
What’s Jaz doing with his hair #TheTraitors
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Mark Aspin@Cartmells_Mark·
@Carroll_JJ It could work: "We have instructions to issue proceedings in default of a favourable response within 7 days. Indeed our prancing steeds are harnessed for riding, ready to plunge into the streams of blood as (into) a river."
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Mark Aspin@Cartmells_Mark·
@ItsMattAtkinson You think that's bad, I've never seen an episode of Drag Race...
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Matt Atkinson@ItsMattAtkinson·
I feel like the only gay who hasn’t been to see Beyoncé’s Renaissance tour 🫢 Where do I hand in my 🌈 membership card?
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Mark Aspin@Cartmells_Mark·
Gathering Event Managers from across the #NorthEast for an @SJAOperations Workshop- sharing ideas and building confidence as our Event Season really gets going. @SJANorthEPRR
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Mark Aspin@Cartmells_Mark·
@RevDaniel At least you know the different tunes! I regularly have conversations of: Preacher: "Can we have this hymn please?" Me: "Of course, which tune are we using?" Preacher: "The common one" 🤔
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Mark Aspin@Cartmells_Mark·
@stewartkeenan I was nervous before I had my first ever solo holiday in 2019. Was one of my favourite holidays ever and now head off on my own yearly! Avoid the pressure and compromise when you're with someone else
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