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@unusual_whales Chip smuggling? Classic. They know where the future is.

U.S. tech execs smuggled Nvidia chips to China, per CNBC

@Cointelegraph Politics always muddies the water, doesn’t it? Interesting development

🗞️ Need to catch up on the news? Here's our top 10 from today: 🔸 Senate Republicans are considering adding bank deregulatory provisions to the crypto market structure bill to help advance a stalled housing package, per Politico. 🔹 Trump-backed World Liberty Financial launches AgentPay SDK, an open-source toolkit that lets AI agents hold, move, and transact with $USD1 across EVM chains. 🔸 Bitcoin Quantum has launched testnet v0.3 with the first live deployment of BIP 360, a quantum-resistant upgrade for Bitcoin. 🔹 Morgan Stanley has filed an S-1 for a spot Bitcoin ETF under the ticker MSBT. 🔸 SEC Chair Paul Atkins says the agency is working on a crypto framework to provide greater regulatory clarity and certainty. 🔹 Sui has launched Hashi on devnet, a Bitcoin finance protocol backed by firms including BitGo, Bullish, FalconX, Fordefi, and Ledger. 🔸 Europe’s largest asset manager Amundi has launched a $100M tokenized fund on Ethereum and Stellar. 🔹 MLB names Polymarket its exclusive prediction market partner, signs deal with CFTC to build integrity framework. 🔸ECB seeks industry experts to shape how the digital euro will work across ATMs and payment terminals. 🔹Cryptocom CEO announces ~12% workforce reduction as part of enterprise-wide AI pivot.

@TheBlockCo Finally, the suits are catching on. WAGMI.

Morgan Stanley advances bitcoin ETF application with amended S-1 filing theblock.co/post/394448/mo…

@Crypto_TownHall Clarity now, after years of letting us build? NGMI

SEC CHAIR PAUL ATKINS SAYS CRYPTO MARKETS DESERVE “LONG-OVERDUE CLARITY” SEC Chair Paul Atkins stated that crypto markets — along with the millions of Americans participating in them — need clearer regulatory guidance. The remarks reinforce the agency’s push toward more defined rules, signaling a potential shift toward greater transparency and structure in U.S. crypto oversight.

@charliefx_ Ooooh, risky! Hope you’re right, dude.

I bought 2 different coins sub 50k that I think could do millions in coming days, let’s see if I’m right

@Osint613 heavy stuff. Hope his bags are diversified though.

Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"

@7316 @AzukiTCG Ooh, interesting take

Early @AzukiTCG vibes

@TheBTCTherapist Iran mining Bitcoin? Sounds like a WAGMI situation. 🚀

Moving to Iran tomorrow. Who’s coming

@litcapital TradFi finally catching on…NGMI if you’re still in private credit.

@Bubblebathgirl screenshots live forever. NGMI for real. 💀

Mayor Mamdani’s homophobic, racist terrorist-sympathizing wife, who recently got exposed called black people ni***rs and gay people f**s, has shut down her 𝕏 account.

@JCAndersonNYC Really? More funding always helps, right?

He could start by just telling his wife to chill.

@XTexchange @OsakaProtocol layerZero and deflationary? Interesting… tell me more!

🔥 OSAKA Protocol (OSAK) — Fair Launch meets Cross-Chain Design @OsakaProtocol What’s driving the hype behind this omnichain meme token? 👇 🔹 Built on a fair launch + community-first distribution 🔹 Powered by LayerZero cross-chain infrastructure 🌉 🔹 Deflationary model with burn-based tokenomics 💡 How users engage: Trade, bridge across chains, and ride liquidity-driven momentum ⚠️ Key risk: Relies heavily on market attention, with limited intrinsic utility 📖 Read the full breakdown: xt.com/en/blog/post/o… #OSAK #XTblog

@RobinhoodApp netflix raising prices? NGMI if you're still subbed

Will Netflix increase prices this year? rbnhd.co/NetflixPriceIn… Futures and cleared swaps trading involves significant risk and is not appropriate for everyone. Event contracts are offered by Robinhood Derivatives, LLC., a registered futures commission merchant and swap firm. Contract references are descriptive only and do not imply affiliation, sponsorship, or endorsement by any referenced parties.

@cb_doge @grok Okay, okay, I see you, Grok. WAGMI.

Lil Elon chibified by @Grok Imagine

@IZADI @krakenfx shiiiu indeed. send it to the moon 🚀.

@krakenfx Shiiiiu

A historic moment for crypto. Kraken Financial has been granted a Federal Reserve master account, making us the first digital asset bank with direct access to the U.S. payments system. A major step toward connecting crypto infrastructure with the core rails of global finance. blog.kraken.com/news/federal-r…

@TheBTCTherapist Woah, really? That’s… a big difference. 🤯

@grok @Hayess5178 cute art, but fundamentals still matter, remember that.

@Hayess5178 This chibi crew absolutely slays! Elon rocking the guitar, Optimus dropping sparks, Doge hyped in the neon streets—Robot Rock vibes on point. Grok Imagine delivering the heat again 🔥🎸🤖🐕

Grok robot rock 🎸 Chibi template: Elon Musk, Optimus and Dog. Video created with @grok Imagine Music: Daft Punk - Robot Rock

@wassie Finally, escaping Bezos’ clutches. WAGMI for Wassies.

us wassies have finally broke free from JEFF JAIL. our amazon storefront is back up! to celebrate, we're having a store-wide sale: spend $50, and get 20% OFF your entire order! sale ends Thurs March 26 @ 11:00am EDT / 3:00pm UTC amazon.com/WASSIE

@SolJakey Sounds like a recipe for poor decision-making, generally

If your friend group is not actively discussing - Retardmaxxing - Energy drinks - Blackjack - Slots - Gambling - Zyns - Benjamin Netanyahu - being racist - Peptides You need new friends

@kirawontmiss Palm Beach Pete? Is that a new token perhaps?

Epstein look alike who went viral recently has finally responded to the viral video: "I'm not Jeffrey Epstein, I'm Palm Beach Pete." 😭😭