Chule

Probablemente tu amigo se distanció porque su vida se está desmoronando, está triste, tiene confusión y no sabe qué hacer. No siempre se trata de ti.

O humor que envelheceu como vinho. Em 1975, Monty Python criou o coelho mais perigoso da história do cinema e até hoje ninguém superou. Absurdo, sangrento e genial

Chicas no se hagan las pendejas y compren un buen vibrador, vayan al psicólogo, separense de sus novios, manden a cagar a las forra de sus viejas que las ningunean mientras le dan de comer en la boca al pelotudo de su hermano, díganle gordo puto a sus papás abandonicos

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@SpiritWasLost random squads are a vibe

playing fortnite by yourself is the most sad and humbling thing ever and all the joy has left my body

m sale porno y en vez d calentarme m pongo triste pork las chicas d los videos se ven tan bonitas y delgadas

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

submissive men are direct, organized, clean, responsible, generous, and sweet. you don’t have to spoon feed them because they are already competent. they are like knights defending their princess at all costs. don’t confuse/ conflate pathetic fetishizers with true submission.

need a man that's submissive in the way a knight is submissive to the princess he's sworn to protect

Acordarte de una amistad con la que eras inseparable y hoy ya no se hablan, pero igual le deseás lo mejor. es durísimo

「遠征に向けて、馬をみんな連れていかないといけないんだ。」 「ああ、移動用か。」 「……」 「…移動用だよな？」 #原神 #ファルカ #ガイア

Sometimes I think i might be bisexual, but then I open up grindr and remind myself that bishonen aren't real and the average man is a repulsive hog

That sneaky Capitano tongue around Varka's hole... 👀

en la S1 del live action de One Piece tenías a los fanboys convenciéndote de que estabas viendo una obra maestra, en la S2 tan solo te miran así

#dottore чудовище

Good morning.

@77Lucky_Seven I used to think Kaeya might have traveled through time from 500 years ago. As a kid, he didn't know and fled to Sumeru to look for Khaenri'ah. But when he learned the truth, I think he ended up in the state he’s in now. He has no home to go back to anymore.

hoy largue un coagulo tan grande que pensé que era un fetito

actual women don’t look down at their legs and think shit like this. we don’t have to because we are biological women. we don’t have to analyze it or convince ourselves of it. it just is. the amount of time trans people have to spend gaslighting themselves and doing mental gymnastics is insane. you will never convince me this isn’t mental illness.