johnny karate

Bought some bananas today at the store. Will be saving all of the peels for when I go out Friday so I can drop them on the floor.

Gonna tweet 24/7 On this account whatever the fuck I’m feeling I’m tweeting. Fuck all yall I’m not here to make friends

Anyone ever been celibate for so long they start to hallucinate or is that just me

@thegoodster_ Big nigha and bigga nigha

The lamest burner you know will post this on twitter with some hating ass caption

I had a dream that she called me the other night, woke up in a cold sweat just to check my phone and realize it was a dream. I think in my head I assume she still thinks about me but it's been two years now and she has a new boyfriend I guess it's really over. Anyways #appetizers

@schmittyrip Keeping a close eye on you jefe

I get it my post was #gay. Apologies to everyone out there😭✌️. Will be better in the future. Thanks, Jefe

Can some girl go ahead and sleep with my boy? He’s so due

@schmittyrip Dude aren’t you in Fiji😂 yeah I would delete this bro.

“Yo you guys see that oak street package? Shit had me weak bro let’s remake it” #southcarolina #yankees #yellowshirtkidisafag

@avasophieparker Hi

say hi for a free pic 📸

Anyone know how I put my letters in my bio? I’m trying to let these bitches know what’s up. #Imaloser