Coffee 'Valen' Bat 🎧☕ - Doing hot girl shit

17 years ago today, Grindr was launched.

“what if i used ai to give paul blue eyes” ok but what if he had pony cancer mold huh? then what?

The "10x AI Developer" is a MASSIVE lie. You are just a 1x Developer generating 10x the technical debt. The entire tech industry is high on the illusion of "vibe coding" right now. The popular consensus is that because Claude and Devin can spin up a backend in 45 seconds, software is now infinitely cheaper to build. Here is the provocative reality nobody is budgeting for: AI is about to make software engineering significantly MORE expensive. Everyone is cheering for code generation, but completely ignoring the Verification Tax. When an AI agent writes 5,000 lines of code, it is optimizing to pass the immediate test. It is not optimizing for human readability. It relies on brute-force loops, repetitive logic, and bizarre architectural shortcuts that just happen to compile. Fast forward 12 months. Your business needs to pivot, or a core dependency breaks. You are now staring at a 50,000-line black box that no human being actually wrote, understands, or can safely modify. You cannot simply "prompt" your way out of architectural collapse. When the machine-generated spaghetti finally breaks, you won't be saved by a $20/month LLM subscription. You will have to hire a top-tier Principal Engineer at absolute premium rates just to untangle the mess your "autonomous swarm" created. We are treating code generation as a pure productivity win, but code is a liability, not an asset. Stop measuring how fast your team can generate syntax. Start measuring how quickly they can debug it.

JENSEN HUANG: “I would advise that every college student, every teacher should encourage their students to go use AI. Every college student should graduate and be an expert in AI.”

all of this happening during his reveal is comically in-character for daffy