Bandit 💛🤍💜🖤

Hello everyone. I made a thing.

@purapea They're good dogs

I’ve been binging Bluey unironically and good grief I love this show for children and these cartoon dogs so much 😭😭

@ashleynhwarren @StorytellingCol I've got a BA in English Lit and a special interest in TTRPG systems. (Also a special interest in literary theory) email at elendlowry@outlook.com sounds like a really cool project ^^

Hi friends, I'm looking for someone well-versed in different #ttRPG game systems AND literary theory to work with us at @StorytellingCol on a small project. Does this sound like you? Reply with your email! Can't promise I can respond to everyone but will def read all replies!

@neomeruru From the Magnus Archives end of season 4 questions, when Jon was asked a similar question: "Its like throwing a party and inviting everyone, but you are a giant so if you actually try to join the larty happening around you, you will destroy everything."

TFW you were the OG fan of the thing you made and you're so excited there are now other fans to DO fannish things WITH... but you're the creator and it's weird. :<

@BeastlyBeverage Jester's Blueberry Cupcake. I also really liked the Cleric (Pike) tea. Both I think are discontinued now?

@MxJLloyd Oneshot made me cry Night in the Woods has a poem that I occassionally have to reread, it hits that hard

There's no way I could eat a Blahaj bun I could not live with the guilt

Visiting American friend: you have no street signs! How do you know where you are? Me: *long suffering sigh* We Don't.

DC 18 CHA save. 5 charges Spray on an enemy combatant to remove them from the fray for a turn. Expend more charges to increase turns out. Expending all charges removes combatant for a minute. Recharges at dawn

my poor editor: can we get some more romance scenes between [redacted] and [redacted]? my demi ass: THEY'VE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE 12 TIMES IN THIS SCENE IT'S BASICALLY PORN —

@daystodawn That seems like a good way to die.

@CoinManatee Ohhh I am begging you to offer him a bowl with actual literal fish food in it.

Brother: I thought Phish food was fish flavoured ice cream and that's why I never asked to try it anytime you bought it.

Well I didnt spend 30+ minutes making half my face purple to immediately wipe it off

@MxJLloyd I wouldnt say its the same vibe but its a Very Good book

@KlausVonH Mental Hospital On the streets with no recollection of how anyone got there, for a "blankshot" session where players were handed blank character sheets and told they had lost their memories

i don’t usually do this but taps mic, leans in close: do research on kraken dice and their last kickstarter before you back the new one

mainstream

... Not a fan tbh

@silencedrowns There is a scene in star trek where data plays violin that i cannot take seriously because i too am cursed with knowledge

the curse of having perfect pitch and playing keyboards myself is that whenever I’m watching something animated and a character is playing piano, I get to be like NO NO NO THOSE ARE NOT THE RIGHT KEYS