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@AffiSupaStar Keep a balance only to be paid on delivery

After 14 years of doing business in Nigeria, I still manage to get surprised. A transporter bringing mangoes from Benue offloaded the entire consignment at Sagamu (1 hour away from our factory) because he had to turn back and return the truck.

@MasterBolaji Source: I go lie for you?

2026 Nigeria viewership/month: NTA: 3B+ YouTube: 1.2B Netflix: 25M Prime: 10M NTA has the biggest views with over 3B monthly Dear Nollywood, stop giving movies to YouTube, Netflix, or others alone; give them to NTA too. Their reach is massive & compensation is even better.

A member of the House of Reps had his official SUV snatched by robbers yesterday in Abuja. He's appealing to the public for help to recover it. Aren't those cars equipped with trackers and other security features?

Nigerian woman signed prenup with Nigerian man? That's a first

*have

Always have stew in your fridge

I got balloons! Happy birthday to me

@TheSerahIbrahim Your first bet its Cricket you chose??

Joined a secret society yesterday 🥲. 100 naira to win 9 million 🥲. Forbes here I come 😌.

@kenkenlewu As a man, get into the business. You gon learn, and you gon learn the hard way

"If You Invest 5million Into Perfume, You Will Make 3million Profit In One Month" - Online perfume Vendor Reveals A lady recently went viral after sharing how insanely profitable the perfume oil business can be. According to her, if you invest ₦5 million into the business, you can comfortably make ₦3 million profit every single month. She even shared her own experience: she took a ₦500,000 loan, put it into selling oil perfumes, and within just one month, she recovered the full loan and made an extra ₦1 million, giving her a total of ₦1.5 million. What’s even more impressive is that she doesn’t even own a physical shop. She runs everything online as a vendor.

They expelled Obi from Obedient Movement, not Obidient Movement. So no wahala

In Wike's Abuja?

@OgbeniDipo Kindly share their payment structure, Dr.

The attacks on Moniepoint and its Founder has been ongoing for days. As I always say, facts are stubborn and we must always stick with the facts. Moniepoint has built a reputation for rewarding talent, investing in people, and maintaining a compensation structure that reflects both performance and market realities. Before unfairly criticising a company that is creating jobs, scaling rapidly, and contributing to the Nigerian economy, it’s only fair to ensure the information being shared is accurate. Moniepoint remains one of the few companies in the fintech sector raising the bar!

More than 24 working hours later, @keystonebankng is yet to reverse a transaction I've reported @cenbank

@Nexira__ So the plumber is still piping

My Ex man had a friend who's a plumber and he helps with plumbing around the house. He travelled one weekend and I called the guy to come fix some things in the house. He needed to use the restroom and I told him to use the one in our room. My Ex came in suddenly

Kwankwaso giving main character energy. The actions say a lot

@AyoOyalowo @Chase_frmda0 @Wizarab10 Its the last thing I'll ever do. There's always the option of walking away and dealing with the person in other ways

@Chase_frmda0 @Wizarab10 Why should any man fight because of a woman? That is the only thing he did that annoyed me. It is a loss, all men lose in this game. He should take it on the chin and learn his lessons henceforth.

Guys the whole relationship stuffs going on nowadays be really scary, especially the long distant ones 😔💔💔 In the middle of April my friend's girlfriend came over to visit him spending up to three weeks at his crib they had fun, went shopping spent effortlessly on this girl, clothes dinner dates, junk meals name it just because he believed he alone was the one dating her and was planning to propose to her..............

@keystonebankng @cenbank Replied. Waiting for your response

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Hey @keystonebankng I made a transfer at 7:58am for which I was debited but the recipient is yet to get it and there's no reversal, about 9 hours later. What's the problem? Cc @cenbank

@Wizarab10 A laptop. Anyone.

Men, write that will make you happy in the comments. A man will meet you at the point of your needs. Let's go 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

I am not one to be deceived, nor do I suffer from selective amnesia. I recall vividly the events of July 2nd, 2025, at the Shehu Musa Yaradua Centre in Abuja, during the unveiling of the African Democratic Congress (ADC). The event proceeded seamlessly, with all invited dignitaries in attendance, including former Governor Peter Obi. As proceedings progressed, the interim chairman at the time, Distinguished Senator David Mark, was invited to deliver his maiden address. Just before his remarks, ADC staff began distributing ADC-branded caps to dignitaries seated at the high table. It was at this precise moment and without any announcement or provocation that Peter Obi abruptly stood up and walked out of the hall where the event was happening. The timing was far too calculated to be coincidental. Every other dignitary at the high table received an ADC branded cap and wore it proudly, except for Datti Ahmed, who remained seated during the distribution but conspicuously refused to accept one. Meanwhile, as the event dragged, Obi had no choice but to return to the hall. However, he cunningly never returned to his seat. Instead, he lingered awkwardly by the side of the stage for the remainder of the event, strategically positioning himself out of view of both the media cameras and the ADC branded materials. His seat remained conspicuously vacant from the moment he stood up until the conclusion of the programme. This was no accident. It was a deliberately choreographed act of political duplicity. A cunningly devised act that was meant to project deniability while benefiting from the optics of association. What Peter Obi and Datti Ahmed exhibited that day was not principled politics, but a masterclass in subtle sabotage. Their actions were guided not by transparency, but by calculation. In a moment that called for clarity and conviction, both men chose concealment and cowardice. Let it be said plainly: Peter Obi and Datti Ahmed are not the saints their supporters believe them to be. Their insincerity is so deeply embedded, it rivals, if not exceeds, the well-documented falsehoods of the Bola Tinubu administration. Beneath their self-righteousness lies the same old politics of manipulation, self-preservation, and duplicity. Their sneaky theatrics on July 2nd proved one thing unmistakably: you don’t need to say a word to lie. Sometimes, all it takes is silence and a well-timed exit.