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@CrunchCardwell

Christian Hedonist | Florida Supremacist | Southern Cosmopolitan | Side Splitters Regular | Classy Degenerate | Liberal Elitist | Blue Collar Scholar

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The Big Crunch Theory@CrunchCardwell·
Don't trust them new DEIs over there🎶 Leaving they DEI essence in the air 🎶
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Corporal punishment can have a lot of negative outcomes but is superior in one regard: getting the child to do what you want immediately, which is the fucking point. Idc about you needing therapy. Join the club!
NBACentral@TheDunkCentral

Charles Barkley says he believes in spanking kids “People talking about you can’t yell at your kids. Yes, hell you can yell at your kids. You’ll whoop their ass too … That’s why these kids are crazy. I’m not going around telling people to beat their kids, but I think if you don’t spank your kids and discipline them, they turn into some of these brats that we got today. I’m not here for child abuse, but how are kids gonna know they’re doing something wrong? First of all, you can’t rationalize with kids, they’re dumber than rocks. They don’t know they’re doing stuff wrong. But when you spank them, that gets the message across because they don’t want that. You can blast me on social media. You guys know I don’t do social media. I don’t ever read any comments. I don’t care what you think. Y’all can kiss my big Black a–,” (Via hoopswire.com/charles-barkle…)

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Matthew Yglesias
Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias·
If you have the basic skills to participate in the discourse at all — like you can read and comprehend a New York Times article in order to complain about it — you’re in a weird, out of touch, elite bubble. slowboring.com/p/in-defense-o…
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Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo will co-write and star in an untitled comedy series for Netflix. Set in NYC, it follows two women as they become the ultimate ride-or-dies, helping each other shed their baggage and emerge as the people they’ve always wanted to be.
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Hosting for Emo Phillips tomorrow! His Golden Gate Bridge bit is one club of my favorites
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Luxe@luxeprogressive·
I’m begging you to watch the part where Pete puts his hand on the imaginary “throttle” and says “as long as it’s hard as is necessary” and watch Trump raise his eyebrows LMAO
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Hegseth: We negotiate with bombs.

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I can’t remember what we were talking about before this Iran thing but it must have been important…
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Love fixing the mistakes of the person who got the job I didn't even get an interview for 🙃
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