Yan's Sword

@rien2718281 i think fridays should be rienday

What if Wednesday was renamed to Leihengsday Think about jt

@Ryoshuist Mang (望) for life #PCorpPeak

Mang (望) or Shin (心)

@IndexYanling i would but you see IM NOT THERE RIGHT NOW and i dont know how to get there is there like a direction

@D1STORTED_BLADE Can you help me kill the weird creatures

Help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help

@IndexYanling Relax, I'll handle i- how the fuck do i even help is there like a map

@D1STORTED_BLADE I don't know man I just woke up here It reminds me of those mannequins I'm scared Help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help

//tried to make a lynx id for greg just bc i got reminded shadow fight 2 exists and that its peak

@BoughA61050 ...Are you familiar with the hit mobile game "Zombie Catchers"? So, we're gonna put you in a machine that's kind of similar to one from that game, and it's gonna squeeze you and make juice. Which we will sell for like 5 Million Ahn each because I think you're more expensive.

@D1STORTED_BLADE And how would you make this "Bough juice"?

(Open int) [As you are walking through the city you decide to stop by the park and when you arrive you notice nobody is there except the Bough sitting at a table] [And as you get closer you notice a picnic basket on the table, it doesn't seem like the Bough is paying attention]

@BoughA61050 Well... [The sword thinks for a second, and a real physical lightbulb appears on top of them.] I wonder how much people would drink Bough Juice... Refreshing, yellow drink just from the light itself! I mean, either you could be friends with Marton and get juiced or pay later.

@D1STORTED_BLADE [Upon hearing such words the Bough chokes on the juice a little bit before replying.] I am only spending my ahn on my plan to reach heaven, so is there any other way I could pay you back..?

@BoughA61050 Oh, drink as much as you'd like! That'll be 2 Million Ahn. (whispering) All funds go to the Ruins' restoration project! [The sword just stands there, either waiting for money or waiting for the Bough's reaction so it can reveal that it's a "joke". (its not)]

@D1STORTED_BLADE [They stare at you for a long moment before grabbing it] This doesn't seem harmful so why not. [They take a sip of the Marton juice]

@BoughA61050 Don't worry about it! I can just do that. You look thirsty, though. Want some Marton Juice to clench that thirst? Homemade in the Ruins! [The can gets closer to the Bough, as if I'm handing them the can. It's green.]

@D1STORTED_BLADE [The Bough looks up noticing the blades approach and they pause looking flabbergasted] What the hell..? How in the world did a sword get that....?????

@IndexYanling @D1STORTED_BLADE

@IndexYanling @distortyanlef LOVE YOURSELF!

@D1STORTED_BLADE @distortyanlef Man I fucking hate myself wdym

T҉h҉a҉n҉k҉ ҉y҉o҉u҉

@IndexYanling @distortyanlef I think there's something you need to accept about yourself man

@distortyanlef @D1STORTED_BLADE Why is my hand narcissistic too

woa... 99 followers..

@LCEmarton this is why we're juicing you

who said #LCEtwt cant cook?

@Eudaim0niaa_ look theres juice guy!

#LimbusCompany . The Earnest Ermines + OC

Thanks for 200 followers, to celebrate I will be locking this child in a T Corp safe for 24 hours