David Lock

@masnRoch I would keep him inactive until the off season. Don't stress his shoulder too soon.

#orioles say Felix Bautista is scheduled to initiate the bullpen phase of his throw progression tomorrow.

@BBGreatMoments Brooks Robinson

Who’s the most famous athlete you’ve ever gotten an autograph from?

At what point does @DMRubenstein turn to @MElias and ask why the Orioles can't be like the Dodgers?

I didn't create this photo.

Happy Birthday Sir Paul McCartney!

@76_spade @Senga2Alvarez Yes it was.

@Senga2Alvarez Was that Mindy McCready?she had some country songs ended up killing herself.

Roger Clemens cheated on his wife with at least four other women including an affair that began when the girl was 16 years old.

@whoskinky2 I just wish it was recorded and mixed better. The home video and CD should have sounded much better. Great show.

#PaulMcCartney #PaulMcCartney84 #HappyBirthdayPaulMcCartney #HBDPaulMcCartney #ポール・マッカートニーBirthday 1986年の復活は泣ける。 ダイアナ妃はノリノリだし、マーク・ノップラーはギンギンだし、たまらない

@_iamlougotti Grand Union, A & P, Basics, Shoppers Food Warehouse and Acme.

What’s a grocery store you grew up with buy doesn’t exist anymore?

@TVInsider The show hasn't really been the same since Tony left. The team needs a class clown again.

Former #NCIS boss unpacks how show survived losing Tony and Abby. tvinsider.com/1270218/ncis-s…

@JeffPassan I don't know why the owners want a salary cap? It's their fault for the escalating salaries!

This is all so familiar. The proposal of a salary cap. The feeling of impending doom. It's like 1994 all over again, and while this year's World Series won't be lost to a labor war, much of baseball's momentum will be if the game is treated the same way it was three decades ago.

@DanClarkSports All the Orioles young prospects are over-hyped. None have lived up to the hype.

Gunnar Henderson receives a lot of media hype, both locally and nationally, but aside from his fantastic 2024, has he actually been as good as the hype suggests? I don't think so. He clearly has raw talent, but is he in the right environment? Will he thrive in Baltimore?

@carlosgvizcaino Sounds way better than the record.

"PARTY, PARTY" [ Soundcheck ] Tour 1989/1990 © Paul McCartney #PaulMcCartney

@Sabiha1278 If you're not disabled, DON'T PARK IN OUR SPOT!! You got what you deserved. You did something illegal.

To whoever reported my car the second they saw it in a disabled spot… I genuinely hope that felt as satisfying as it seemed for you. 😭 I pulled into Target, ran in real quick to grab ONE thing, and by the time I came back out my car was already being towed like it had been waiting for hours instead of minutes. No warning. No ticket. Just straight to tow truck mode in what felt like no time at all. And I’ve gotta ask—do some people just sit in parking lots waiting for the exact moment they can report someone? Because the speed this happened was honestly wild. I wasn’t parked there for long. I wasn’t wandering around the store for ages. I was gone for less time than it takes to decide what to buy in the checkout line. What made it even more frustrating is how quickly it all escalated into a full tow situation instead of any kind of warning or ticket first. Now I’m stuck dealing with fees, paperwork, and losing my whole afternoon over something that lasted just a few minutes. It’s just been one of those situations where everything snowballed way faster than expected. 😅 To whoever reported my car the second they saw it in a disabled spot… I genuinely hope that felt as satisfying as it seemed for you. 😭 To whoever reported my car the second they saw it in a disabled spot… I genuinely hope that felt as satisfying as it seemed for you. 😭

@HistorianUSA1 First of all, that looks like the front parts counter. Is she looking for her car or did she come in looking for parts for her car? Toyota dealership wouldn't have parts for a Nissan.

This unhinged Karen just walked into a car dealership and tried to fire the entire staff like she was Trump on The Apprentice. 😂 “I own your company… You’re fired! Get the f*ck out!” Ma’am, this ain’t your LLC, it’s a Toyota service counter. She’s out here demanding a 2013 Nissan Pathfinder like she’s the CEO while the employees are just trying not to laugh. Peak entitlement meltdown from an unhinged lady on a power trip she doesn’t have a ticket for.

@VinnysCorner1 Dave Humm Oakland Raiders

Whoever names the most obscure NFL Quarterback wins

@ADixonMusic I can remember a time when Paul McCartney didn't need to issue a lot of album variants to make #1.

Our multiple variant efforts were not in vain! Well done Paul, fully deserved!

@HawkEmDownChris NO.

Be honest, is Jim Carrey funnier than Robin Williams?

@therealmaf_ This happened twice to me. My boss was let go and everyone where I worked assumed I would get the job. Both times they hired someone with no experience to run the department. I stayed at the first job until I was let go because I was bad mouthing my boss. The second one I quit.

There was a guy in my office, the smartest person on the entire floor. Everyone knew it. He trained almost every new employee. Last year a management position opened. Everyone assumed he would get it. Instead they promoted the CEO’s nephew. The nephew was 24 and had been with the company for 7 months. He couldn’t even do half the job. Guess who was assigned to train him? The same man they had passed over. He trained his own boss. For 11 months he smiled and did it. Then one Friday afternoon he resigned.

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Sure, why not.

@OneLuckyGirl_28 About time.