Dan Brown

@Jjsnider67 @HurstbourneCC Thanks bro! Good seeing you yesterday.

Shout-out to the legend himself @D_Train_Express this Masters week. Right day to play @HurstbourneCC yesterday w/that #ace on no.18! #ballerstatusupdate

I’m beginning to think and I’m going out on a limb here. Maybe @brysondech can’t 3D print his own irons better than the guys that have been making irons, for I don’t know, 100 fucking years.

@Daniel_Rapaport You don’t understand. This was strategy to beat @RyderCupEurope Tomorrow they won’t know what hit em.

I can’t get over how toothless Bethpage Black is this week. It’s downright off-putting. Can hit it *anywhere.*

Next Ryder Cup. Can we just fill the team with hand picked Club Champions and some assistant pros that are rolling it well?@RyderCupUSA

@Larry_Nelson Fantastic interview. Just incredible. My wife is mad at me now because I asked her to shush for a minute. Totally worth!

@ClubProGuy Don’t want to poo poo him “standing” for the first time but the nanny has probably seen this 6 times.

Unpopular take but Bennett Scheffler using his dad's win to make things "all about him" is not a great look.

My phone is blowing up.

@zyn_usa shortage > Covid lockdowns

Just a heads up @Uber We need a shit load of cars at Valhalla tomorrow around 4:30.

You know vodka is some where in those 500 sanctions. Stock up.

You’d think @MillerLite would have thought of a way to get rid of that one extra calorie.

@DavidMichery 5k is now $26.95, I'm not loyal. I'm curious to see how low it can go now.

$MULN We are immensely grateful for our loyal investors, whose support has been the driving force behind our journey. We're not just building a future, but rewriting it. Let's continue this exhilarating ride as we Shape the Road Ahead, TOGETHER! #ImagineWhatsPossible #Justice

Hovland just missed a putt. I knew he’d miss one. LMFAO

Imagine being a lobster in the ocean and a f****** dog comes out of nowhere and picks your ass up. instagram.com/reel/Cvu2FaxLu…

@Top100Rick Smoking a nine onto the rocks.

What club are you hitting? 150 yards 10 yards downhill 3500 foot elevation 66 degrees Greens 12 stimp 59% humidity Wind 9mph into Denver omelette for breakfast Stayed at a Holiday Inn last night

Segalini wedge

@DavidMichery @Mullen_USA thanks for the great news. Why are the comments disabled? I’m sure people would have loved to give their opinion. #10freakingcents

Who pissed off the orcas?

@KYEMArea6 Bro can you turn this off?