Dale “crackahoe” Carlson

Super proud of nephew Billy!! Ain’t easy being the best. Keep up the good work,can’t wait to see where end up next summer. Give your Unc some of that signing bonus😉

@ChaseBreckel4 Yoooo bevo what dat mouth do😛

Briggs #dormienetwork

@metroplexcomics @RCMB323 Most stadiums eject you immediately when things are thrown on the field. TT is the exception allowing tortillas; it seems that is over.

@RCMB323 Soooo if tortillas make the playing field in Tempe, do the Sun Devils get the penalty and fines?

Yeah this is absolutely insane. What is stopping opposing teams from throwing things on the field? Wild

@TAMUPolice @ArthslaysMilfs Was this you getting a little to rowdy on a Saturday night?? Good win for the Ag’s but I don’t think that person enjoyed it^^

Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was .337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida

All 3 rascals getting hits🤣🤣

Could us and the Mariners both get in the playoffs over the astros?Assuming we take care of business.

@FiveToolOK @extraeffortokc @ok_scout Take that pencil bat and go back to school. Baseball ain’t it kid.

.@extraeffortokc 16U's Maddus Story enters the game and strikes out the side. He also had a knock at the plate. Moore (OK) 2028 #uncommitted @ok_scout Profile: @extraeffortokc16U's" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">fivetool.org/players/bc99aa…

.@realDonaldTrump @FBIDirectorKash PUT ME AND MY BOY @DaleWithATail IN CALI AND WE WILL CLEAN THAT SHIT UP REAL QUICK. I DONT FUCK W BROWNIES TRYING TO BURN DOWN MY COUNTRY. Californias on my shit list but Mexico is at the very bottom.

@ArthslaysMilfs @FiveToolSTX @GPWhitehead26 @ChargerBSB @LibertyHillBB Atleast the kid rakes.

@DaleWithATail @FiveToolSTX @GPWhitehead26 @ChargerBSB @LibertyHillBB Heard that ball was hit 108 so he didn’t see it but not completely sure.

1️⃣ run game! Garland Whitehead (@GPWhitehead26) rips it up the middle for an RBI single. The Chargers now just trail by a run, 9-8, in the bottom of the 7th. @ChargerBSB (TX) 2026 #uncommitted Profile: fivetool.org/players/2752af…

@ArthslaysMilfs @BuschBeer Tyvas’s wedding on May 10th gonna go crazy🍻🍻

WE READ EVERY. SINGLE. COMMENT. IT'S FINALLY BACK, Y'ALL (but only for a limited time, so stock up)

@ShedeurSanders Sheduer, I am sending this with regards to joining my local senior football league, we are in need of a backup QB. While you are not a senior, you sure play like one. I hope this message finds you well… -Dale

Thank you GOD for EVERYTHING

@MRRich98895 @IcyVert Can’t say I love the guy but he’s a #MAGA

@DaleWithATail @IcyVert So you must hate John Daly

Wait I’m so confused… golf folks are mad at this dudes HAT????

@DeconstrucTed80 @IcyVert How am I the “douche” Greg!?

@DaleWithATail @IcyVert so he can be a douche like you? 😂😂😂

@AZDevil88 @IcyVert What do you have to say about him peeing in one of the creeks on the course? He ain’t no sun devil he is the damn DEVIL!! Devil to this great game. #DoBetter

@DaleWithATail @IcyVert Also you need to put your old ass self to bed and let the young people do their thing. This has taken off so much more because of outrage by people like you

@KarenAboutCox Don’t ask me the color of her nails.

@brandi_love Am I invited?

Next Saturday with my husband?

@ArthslaysMilfs @BmbEmpower Let’s reciprocate his actions and give him a jab.

@BmbEmpower @DaleWithATail so electrical chair or lethal injection? For the MURDER. How can people try to justify this it’s nonsense to me

This from a Kevin Haynes of facebook. The Truth About Karmelo—Let’s Set the Record Straight! Enough with the misinformation. Let’s talk about facts. 1️⃣ It’s NORMAL for students from different schools to gather under another school’s tent. Karmelo had friends there—he wasn’t trespassing or looking for trouble. 2️⃣ The claim that one of the twins had never seen Karmelo before? A blatant lie. 3️⃣ No student has the right to remove another student from a SCHOOL-OWNED tent. The school owns the tent—not the twins. 4️⃣ Karmelo is a track athlete. The twins are NOT. He wasn’t even expecting to see them there. Now, here’s what they don’t want you to know: ⚠️ The twins didn’t just “ask him to leave.” They tried to JUMP him. ⚠️ Before attacking him, they tried to take his belongings, BROKE his phone, and STOMPED on it. ⚠️ The twins are KNOWN BULLIES. So ask yourself: If two 200+ lb attackers came at YOUR child, what would you expect them to do? And yet, despite everything, the media is trying to destroy Karmelo’s name. They keep posting a picture of him with an AIRSOFT GUN—not even a real firearm—to manipulate public perception. Why? Because they want to paint him as a criminal instead of a victim. Let’s talk about WHO Karmelo really is: ✅ A respectful, well-mannered young man ✅ A 4.0 student with multiple college offers ✅ A kid with ZERO criminal history—not even a blemish ✅ A son raised in a loving home by parents who taught him right from wrong A life was lost, and that is tragic. But what’s also tragic is the way the media is twisting this story to fit their own agenda. Karmelo defended himself against violent aggressors. That is NOT a crime. Do NOT let the media race-bait you. Do NOT let them manipulate the facts. JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL. Hey @rolandsmartin can you look more into this story? ✊ #StandForKarmelo #FreeKarmelo #StopBullying #StandYourGround #WeWantJustice #TellTheTruth wfaa.com/article/news/c…

@grantwesty7820 Scavenger hunt just to find the damn hole. That’s if fingers aren’t crushed by belly rolls on the way…

I don’t even know what to say about this god forsaken campus.

@ArthslaysMilfs @DYterminator Safer to stick my dick in a toaster than have it near Bonnie. 1000 dudes in a day is unfathomable.

@DYterminator @DaleWithATail Cancun?

Bonnie Blue has infiltrated Cancun spring break…