Dan Biddle📝

Well @Ryanair you’ve sat us on a plane for Stansted in Vienna for 3 hours, then kicked us all off, left us with NO information on your apps, emails, no staff… Are we ever leaving Vienna?! Shambles.

@Neil_Bastian Forever a bachelor As lonely as Dracula

When you fire up Rhymezone with a heavy heart cos you know it's going to be slim pickings

@sleezsisters Well, I guess was looking for a reason to delete my Twitter.

@sleezsisters Is this because of your high rolling investments in the… Oh boy… The Dowel Jones Index? 🥁

30 years of mobile phone disruption

11 years ago today Keep checking in on your friends Keep talking #GarySpeed

@mittmarney Re-read this the other day. Still some of Moore’s best work. And the art of David Lloyd combined with colouring by Siobhan Dodds and Steve Whitaker - *chef’s kiss*

Everyone should read: V for Vendetta by Alan Moore and David Lloyd. A tale of the loss of freedom and identity in a totalitarian world, the story follows V, an anarchist revolutionary dressed in a Guy Fawkes mask, as he begins a campaign to bring down the fascist state.

I keep hearing people say ‘don’t politicise football’. Well then maybe don’t monetise it either.

They simply take us all for fools.

I know many of you are following the story of how Nadine Dorries misled the House of Commons Culture Select Committee on which I sit. The Committee issued an excoriating report about her. I sent a copy to The Speaker asking him to take action. Have a listen to his response to me.

I found the ad weirdly joyless. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Medifectious Nearly trod on one while walking in Forty Hall common. Was dark brown. I assume a grass snake. Surprisingly big bugger!

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world that we needed him.

@richpayne88 I am amazed at the traction Mastadon has gotten. Though surely only as mentions rather than actual COMPLETED sogn-ups. Are people trolling in suggesting it’s in any way an alternative to Twitter? It’s wild.

I’ve had a quick bash at Mastodon and lemme tell you, there is ZERO chance that mess is replacing Twitter. “Join a server” - yeah good luck with that

One of the greats.

Somebody call Elon!

@cath_jones Ugh. It’s a clunker. How this is getting flagged as the lifeboat app is WILD. Out of the frying pan into a back woods hadron collider on bricks.

Spot on. And the replies are a hilarious call and response from tech blokes explaining how easy Mastodon is - when it really fucking isn’t 🥸 - then the original poster reminding them that as engineers and product PMs, they are not ‘most people’ 😂