Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025

Dave declares that he will retire, and delete all of his accounts, if Joe Biden completes a 4-year term as President.

We're almost three weeks into the war, so it's time to check in on how these incredible predictions by our favorite prognosticator, Dave Rubin, have unfolded: Iran will not close the Strait of Hormuz, and energy prices will not dramatically increase!

Now this is a BIG idea: Dave Rubin argues that the people most in favor of war are actually anti-war, because by threatening war, you actually stop war from happening!

Now we've entered the 7D chess phase of the war: Dave Rubin believes Trump lulled the Iranians into a false sense of security by taking and posting a photo with Tucker Carlson the night before the attack, because he supposedly knew Carlson was in cahoots with their leadership

A concerned Rubin Report viewer wonders about the political risks of the war in Iran, given how unpopular it seems. Fortunately, Dave reassures them that the war is actually very popular, if you think about it the right way. And if Iran collapses into chaos, that’s a win too!

We have now entered the 4D chess phase of this war, where it turns out that this is actually about China.

Dave Rubin tries to make the case for war again, this time through the lens of The Lord of the Rings. In this version of geopolitics, the US are peaceful hobbits in the Shire, while Iran is basically Sauron. You may not want war, but war will eventually come to you!

Please reconsider

Dave Rubin: "this is the war to end all wars"

Dave Rubin can't figure out why Iran is attacking other Arab/Muslim nations if it's being attacked by Israel and the US: "doesn't that seem strange? what are they doing?"

One thing history has taught is that when you bomb the sh*t out of a country, it becomes more free!

If you're seeking a rare level of sophistication in international affairs, the kind that produces penetrating insights like "why is Iran bombing its Arabic friends?" or confidently asserting that China imports most of its oil from Iran, then Dave Rubin is your go-to analyst.

You won’t find expert analysis like this anywhere else: Dave Rubin asserts that Canada is a Chinese satellite state that is being run by Islamists, which is why Trump wants Greenland.

Dave Rubin explains why the women's Olympic hockey team declined a White House visit: "there's a fundamental difference in the way men's and women's brains operate... there's a version of TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) that seems to affect women more"

Rubin's Razor: Never attribute to grifting that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Dave Rubin will believe anything you tell him (Mars edition)

Dave Rubin will believe anything you tell him (shovel edition)

Dave Rubin: Buckingham Palace will be run by Jihadists in 20 years!

Dave Rubin: Jon "Leibowitz" Stewart is not welcome in Florida!

we're basically at the end of The Dark Knight Rises

Dave is exhausted