Dave

Really?

There are days you REALLY enjoy the wine when you get home.

@SexwithRose not all bad

@SexwithRose you should come here. I can’t get cool. You could lie on me.

It has been a very dark few weeks, but I finally got a real ray of light today.

@PassiveSkirmish :) I’m so glad we agree

Everything about this makes me happy. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc

@SexwithRose yeah, I think about that more and more as time goes on

@remittancegirl thanks so much for the gift. That was incredibly thoughtful of you.

@SCharment :) I’m happy with it.

@AmandaMarcotte bay, and it’s not close.

That feeling when your rings, you see the name, and you just don’t have the energy to talk to this person.

I have spent most of today with murder eyes. The guy in the office next to me is terrified.

@remittancegirl @SCharment needed to ferment the sponge more

It’s simple, really: if I spend 20 minutes explaining what I want done and why, you really should do it if you don’t want to be fired.

I take one goddamned day off…

@remittancegirl it was a pleasure having you

@BrewtBlacklist @remittancegirl @SCharment sorry, I have to drive to the train station. I’m sure you understand.

@remittancegirl yay. One country down.

@Mollysdailykiss you are welcome.