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David Stanier

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Did someone order a hunk? https://t.co/QZYPMeKQfA Video games: @ItsDavideogames !! https://t.co/3GFbMzj256

Manchester/ Stoke-on-Trent Bergabung Mart 2009
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A slithery snake glitch on Battlefield 6 #Battlefield6
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I didn't see anyone writing Christmas as 'Xmas' this year. Good! I'm glad we can all be bothered to write Christmas out in full. Because if you can't write out full words at Christmas wen can u do it?
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Murder Inc.
Murder Inc.@MurderIncComedy·
Q shows his new dance per Patricia Bassey’s request. From a murder mystery set in at MI5. Shows in 2025! Manchester- Thurs 9th Jan - TONIGHT! Stockport- Thurs 23rd Jan Leeds- Weds 5th Feb Bolton- Thurs 6th Feb Tickets: linktr.ee/murderincimprov or google 'Murder Inc comedy'
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When two buses arrive at the same time does the bus driver feel guilty and bad about it? Well, they SHOULD! Especially with my one eyebrow all raised, and my tutting, and asking them if they get lonely without having a friend and pushing my face against the plastic asking "HUH?"
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I recently had a Terry's Chocolate... Ball? The chocolate orange but without the orange. My Review? I believe it is proof of the soul. Because without the orange, these have none. Dead inside. Gone.
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Even if I had been to a rodeo before, I still don't think I would walk around confidently knowing what I was doing. I think it would take me about 5 rodeos and even then I would say "This ain't my fourth rodeo but I am still open to some further training."
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All the best to those who sort out the cardboard in your household. This month is our super bowl!
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Sam O’Leary@mrSamOLeary·
The pre-audition process for TV talent shows.
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I reckon old people's homes smell of roast dinners because that was that generation's favourite meal... And so by the time I'm an old person in a home they're gonna absolutely stink of dirty loaded fries.
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POV your boyfriend wants to go on a stag do
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Guy who thinks train announcement is about him
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I dare say this is on purpose but he-he-he…
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