Joachim Armster

🌙I never asked to become such a ravenous thing.. 🌙RP and Parody 18+ (Canon & Divergent portrayal of Joachim #Castlevania) 🌙Ships: Straight OR chem w males 🌙SFW RP mainly No worse than R-Rated for romance scenes plz 🌙 No minors, I won't RP fight unless 18+ 🌙 ♡ & RT🙏

@Oh_that_Jared We need to start a club!

@DeadDoNot I feel your pain.

I am a professional at fumbling attractive women...

@clovxby I definitely am... You have seen me.. I am weird, insane, and arrogant 😌 I can dream though 😌

@DeadDoNot You're probably asking for too much, just saying.

With a hatchet and wooden stakes?

Don't. Free advice. You are welcome.

@V3YR0N_ST4RK How much time do you have to listen? What haven't I done? I even killed the first human who trusted me...

@DeadDoNot 🕸️: well what have you done?

Pretty sure I am!

/Still looking for replies that I owe I am sorry, guys. Please DM me if I owe you. I am not sure how ling I was away but slowly trying to come back.

by ikki

All of the time..

@FIRSTDEPTH /Giving^ Damn typos and no edit 😒

@FIRSTDEPTH *He sort of shrugged not sure how to feel about a giant sea woman goving him advice, having still a sense of euphoria from finally escaping the damn waterfalls...he could still hear them.* "I at times think that I may never recover from that place..."

@FIRSTDEPTH /You can be inept as hell, I will just give you a hug and tell you that you are doing great :)

magdalena.♡ mb i get excited over castlevania rpers bc i thought they were as extinct as fuck ESP the game ones i’m very autistic over the franchise as a whole ( i’m scared and socially inept i’m in hell )

/I cannot see any Quote tweets atm BTW. I see they are there, but cannot see if you said anything.

@EldestRedfield "Chris right? Chris your sister is very beautiful and I am not blind. It is not our of disrespect, It is simply that she is hard to miss." *He was kind of an asshole and seemed to not think before he spoke. This came from once being an aristocrat in his former life.*

@DeadDoNot . . . “I don’t want anyone staring at my sister like she’s an object.”

Reason why I decided to bulk up.

I cannot... I am... insane... Don't trust me..

/At this point Joachim just needs a babysitter 90% of the time because hes too crazy and/or unhinged lol

@FIRSTDEPTH "It is that odd? What if I like one if them? Is it still evil or bizarre in that case?" *He clearly has very many issues and unhinged thinking from decades or possibly centuries of imprisonment and blames pretty much everyoneelse still to this day.*

@DeadDoNot "What the fuck? No, don't do that." First time she's ever used profanity in literal eons. "That solves absolutely nothing. And, that is a very bizarre thinking process." She has work to do. And lots of it.

magdalena.♡ leon: why is a vampire locked away here .. joachim: SHUT UP leon:

I need to meet this woman immediately...

An elegant smile and fangs not meant to recite verses, but to write them on your skin 🍎 #GenesisRhapsodos #ff7 #fanart