Christian Brown

no pleasure greater than starting a book and realizing it's about the city you're about to visit

@daniel_m_lavery still a lot of affairs!

what does the Austin Powers version of John le Carré look like

watching the pitt and playing my favorite game: good husband or bad husband

what happened to the hypnosis yeeyuh woman

bury me in a wayne thiebaud pile of paint

just wish I was back in orc city.......

where can i get a mysterious benefactor

@tessastrain post-posting dilemma

One Renovation After Another

need to be exploded like a whale carcass. for a few days. a week tops

@rachelmillman famously underpaid career

reverse engineering the concept of “a plumber”

a bunch of people who post too much: posting is proof of intelligence

You just created a million Amanda Seyfrieds

@johnnyfeiv5 @shinboson this poll is from a year ago.

they're playing oldies at the breakfast cafe (Beck)

almost said "yeeyuh" on a work call

the new call of duty season pass gets you the full A Single Man emotes (mournful phone call, look into distance thinking of youthful love), but you can only unlock colin firth's custom revolver if you make peace with your grief in ranked comp

pitt! pitt! pitt!!!!

I do think that still being on this website is a form of self administered brain damage

@tessastrain ok but do some of them become pals in surprising ways