Jesse Dakota

$ffai

In 2000, Netflix offered to sell itself to Blockbuster for $50 million. Blockbuster laughed and passed. Today, Netflix is worth $300 BILLION.

Why don't women work on themselves?

Classic

@PolymarketMoney Out of thin air?

JUST IN: Morgan Stanley expects SpaceX to generate $3,300,000,000,000.00 by 2040.

@finkd Is it that bad over there you had to come to X?

(1) Today we're releasing Muse Spark 1.1 -- a strong agentic and coding model at a very low price. It's available through our new Meta Model API and in Meta AI.

When Elon found Mark Zuckerberg post got millions of views for free on 𝕏

Walking into the office after your portfolio went from $100 to $107 the day before

Trying to relax on my way to work when I remember someone flipped $30k into $2.2M in 6 months

Poor Haley: 😔

Don't You Forget About Me...🎶

It only does everything

Be sure to screen what videos your kids watch on the internet. Sick people out there.

Old PlayStation copy is starting to hit different

retire right now

@elonmusk @TheBritLad @grok couldn't choose between mclovin or Mohammed

@TheBritLad @grok is this true?

The most popular names of children born in European cities: 🇵🇱 Warsaw - Jan 🇬🇧 London - Mohammed 🇬🇧 Manchester - Mohammed 🇩🇪 Berlin - Mohammed 🇧🇪 Brussels - Mohammed 🇳🇱 Amsterdam - Mohammed 🇳🇱 The Hague - Mohammed 🇳🇴 Oslo - Mohammed Remigration can simply fix this.

What if Napoleon Dynamite was actually a horror movie:

@valuetainment Lies

JUST IN: The AI Futures Project is proposing a "Citizen's Dividend" of $45,000 per American in 2032, rising to $1 million by 2035 and $10 million by 2040.