Drake “Ya mother” Jones

“Gay son” please and thank you

I wish lacrosse had a bigger following

The mountains are as blue ass my balls

Ex just texted. “Hey do you want to come over later” “No sus sh*t” like i only want sus sh*t.

Bethpage black today.

Why does every skinny chick think their fat. While the fat ones look like a whale and won’t admit it.

@itsMrWein Slick nick had quite the performance

Don’t Morgan wallen my Clemson

@felspring2 Keep crying from ur couch

Diego pavia went undrafted. F that leprechaun umpalumpa looking dude shouldn’t have even sniffed the heisman.

Why is Wembanyama at my college bar

Genuinely are peptides legit this dad bod is getting boring.

Some ket ,some sack. This guy gets it. #alabamacounselor #lank

Release the bama counselor files #alabamacouseling #LANK #elly

@IvMike42609 Check my files repost ts

Word on the street is Alabama Fraternity Counseling got caught ripping sack… post the video

500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist Yes

Blue hair chick just sat next to me. Should I just put this on speaker? #LANK

It’s never a number Devon it’s only when she wants you to meet her dad you should wine and dine her. #grape

Snapchat memories of my ex ruin my day. Will I delete them? Absolutely not.

No mom I’m not skipping class they canceled it I promise. #themasters

If you don’t know how to cook a steak, ur opinion doesn’t matter.